Spotted on Muni: ‘For the Frequent Cocksucker’

@dougrobbin found this ad on Muni. To which we say, of course he found this ad on Muni. I can certainly think of a few people who might need them.

Update: Looks like we have a spree of spoof ads on Muni! Readers pointed us to Fartine, Du Beers, and some fine Marines. Seen more? Send it our way!

Speaking of, move over, Cum Tums. You could earn a spot on a Muni ad by participating in our 100 Days, 100 Muni Stories drive. Send us your Muni story — from the past or present — today.

Transit News: Muni all-door boarding, late-night BART bus, Twitter bus


Photo by torbakhopper

  • Board of Supes committee endorses all-door boarding on Muni (SFGate)
  • BART-by-bus night routes proposed (SF Examiner)
  • Johannes Mehserle Asks Court to Overturn Manslaughter Conviction (The Bay Citizen)
  • BART Board Approves $896M Contract With Canadian Rail Car Manufacturer (BCN via SF Appeal)
  • With mid-Market rebirth cruising, Muni looks to add express bus (SF Examiner)

Your Weekend Muni Transit Advisory

This weekend’s traffic advisory from the SFMTA.

N Line Rail and Street Improvements

From 8 p.m., Friday through 5 a.m., Monday, the SFMTA will continue the track work on the N Judah Line with the construction of the new boarding island on Duboce Avenue between Belcher and Church streets, including the demolition of the existing boarding island from 8pm, Friday until 8 p.m., Sunday. Roadwork for this project will take place on Duboce Avenue at the intersections of Noe, Sanchez and Steiner. The Carl Street project will include track work on Carl Street from Willard Street to Stanyan Street and sewer replacement will be done on Carl Street between Stanyan and Cole streets. Maintenance of Way road work will take place on Judah Street at 38th Avenue; the related traffic and parking impacts will be in place from 9 a.m., Friday until 3 p.m. Monday.

Muni Service Impacts

N Judah bus shuttles will operate all weekend between Ocean Beach and Church Street. The first outbound stop will be on the northwest corner of Market and Church streets. The first outbound accessible stop will be on 14th Street at Church Street. From La Playa to Arguello the N buses will follow the regular N Line route. East of Arguello the N service will re-route around the construction and street closure. The service will run as an express between Cole and Frederick and Castro and Duboce.

N Owl bus service will be rerouted from Carl Street onto Frederick Street.

SFMTA Ambassadors will be in the area to provide information and to assist customers at transfer points.

Athletic Association Event

The San Francisco Gaelic Athletic Association event will take place at San Francisco Gaelic Fields on Treasure Island this Saturday and Sunday. This event will also take place next weekend, May 19 and 20. Avenue “H” between 11th and 13th streets will be closed from 7 a.m., Saturday until 5 p.m., Sunday this weekend and next.

Muni Service Impacts

The 108 Treasure Island Muni route will be affected between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday, both weekends.

Street Closure for Cruise Ship Dockings

On Sunday there will be multiple cruise ship dockings along The Embarcadero. The Embarcadero between North Point and Bay streets will be closed from 6 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Muni Service Impacts

The following Muni line and routes will be affected:

  • F Market and Wharves
  • 8 Shuttle
  • 8X Bayshore Express

How Weird Street Faire

On Sunday the annual How Weird Street Faire will be held from noon to 8 p.m. on Howard Street. Heavy pedestrian traffic is expected in the area. Event participants are encouraged to take public transportation to the event.

The following street closures will be required from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m.:

  • Howard Street between 1st and New Montgomery streets
  • 2nd Street between Mission and Folsom streets

Muni Service Impacts

The following Muni line and routes will be affected:

  • 10 Townsend
  • 12 Folsom Pacific
  • 76 Marin Headlands

 

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