A San Francisco bus route with absolutely no stories, ever

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You looooooooove to bitch about Muni. Us, too, on occasion, because, duh. Some even call for it to be replaced by a private transit service. Pay to play, in other words—in pristine buses without the yelling and the excrement and, to us, the interest.

Well, your prayers have been answered. There is now a private transit service in San Francisco offering to move the society- and germ-averse to  … wait, WHERE TO WHERE?

Uptown Almanac has the story:

Promising “A Seat For Everyone,” a ride on Nu Muni will cost you $6 each way–assuming you own an iPhone and live on a profitable route. Numi also only runs weekdays from “7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and from 4:00 PM to 7:00 PM,” because those are the times everyone needs to ride the bus.

The company running these shuttles, Leap, says, “Our first route, the Chestnut Express, services the Marina.” (emphasis mine) So. The first replacement for Muni services a neighborhood that isn’t exactly known for its bus-ridin’ pride.

I mean, really. If you’re lucky enough to fit Leap’s demographic, tell us: Would you pay more per ride to exorcise Muni from your existence?

h/t: Uptown Almanac

A Brief Reenactment of Speed on Muni

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Muni rider Beau thought everything was going well on the train, until he noticed that the driver hadn’t made a stop for a good couple of blocks. Then panic set in…

I boarded the second car of a Metro train this morning at Castro and settled into my favorite perch next to the door – the place where folks are least likely to bump into you after Church Street. Things were going smoothly. People smelled good, and were giving each other the requisite 12 inches of space that keeps things from getting awkward (perhaps the reason why I couldn’t smell any dubious odors).

Since Muni loves to play practical jokes during a weekday rush hour, I thought I’d just laugh along when the doors didn’t open at Van Ness. Hah! What a joker! Good ole Breda, always up for a few chuckles in the morning.
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Transit News: Muni fares to events, bus stop wanker, bikes on BART, bummer Muni stats

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  • Supervisor Scott Wiener Wants Sports and Music Fans to Pay More to Ride Muni (SF Weekly)
  • Central Subway: Federal Overseer Laments “Serious Deficiency” in Time, Money Contingencies (SF Weekly)
  • Man Arrested For Masturbating At Muni Stop (SF Appeal)
  • BART Board Votes To Relax Rush Hour Bike Ban For Five Month Trial Period (SF Appeal)
  • Muni Presents Hideous Numbers at Transit Hearing (SF Weekly)

Attack at Grove/Van Ness Muni Stop

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Muni rider Erin and her friend told us that they were attacked last Friday at the Grove and Van Ness Muni stop. She sent us her account of the harrowing experience.

Last Friday at 12:30 a.m., my friend and I were walking back from a concert on Fell street up Van Ness. When we crossed to walk in front of City Hall, a group of guys attacked us at the Muni stop on Grove and Van Ness. I think it’s the 47/49 stop right behind City Hall. It was about five or six boys, all looked like teenagers or young adults. It seemed like they had it planned, and they just started beating the crap out of my friend as I tried to call for help. Read more

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