Your Weekend Transit Advisory: Street food fest, Metro construction, America’s Cup, concerts, Giants games, Sunday Streets Civic Center

San Francisco Street Food Festival
La Cocina’s 5th annual San Francisco Street Food Festival will be held on Saturday from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. in the Mission District. For more details please visit www.sfstreetfoodfest.com.

The following Muni routes will be affected:
12 Folsom
48 Quintara
67 Bernal Heights
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5 of This Week’s 99 Muni Problems

muni dinosaur
Photo by kjaere

A grown man dresed as a dinosaur? Not one of this week’s 99 Muni problems. Meanwhile, more of what happened on Muni this week:

  1. “I put a piece of paper down and shouted to alert you not to sit on the seat with blood on it. My duty is done.”
  2. “That awkward moment when the jerk blasting his music in the bus gets a Spotify ad.”
  3. “The spaceship can’t melt the cheese.” #BumWisdom #SFMuni
  4. “to tell or not to tell the woman in front of me her pants are on backward.”
  5. “i wish i had half the faith as the woman with the barefoot child on muni.”

The good folks @spiegelmama, @larrrk, @emenagan, @loveoz13, and @lahlahlindsey shared the gems above. Got some Muni wisdom of your own? Hit us up @munidiaries.

Startup Bro Thinks He Can Make Fun of Muni Better Than You Can

muni reader
Photo by ryanrinn

Y’all heard about that startup douche who wrote about how shitty San Francisco is, and how terrible it is that Y-Combinator made him move here? And you heard about how much he hates the 49ers ( his definition: “girls who are obviously 4’s and behave like they are 9’s.” )? We’re not done bagging on him yet, even though Uptown Almanac and SFist did a bang-up job. Of all the things San Francisco is doing wrong for Peter Shih (special cadet for a startup called Celery, according to SFist), Muni is the worst offender.

Yeah yeah yeah, we all know that Muni sucks. But does this bro really think he can make fun of Muni better than you, dear Muni Diaries readers? Let’s see what he’s got. Read more

Further goings-on at the intersection of Muni and Sk8r Ave.*

skater
Photo by WarzauWynn

It was just yesterday that we reported a dude who bailed Muni via the emergency exit window, then rode off on his skateboard.

Today, Lani tells us about, well, this:

Kick-ass, whoever you are.

* No such street exists to my knowledge. But it should, amirite?

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