Five gross things on Muni

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Photo by Lynn Friedman

Ah, the Petri dish that is Muni. The disgusting gift that keeps giving. Notably, this, week:

  1. A passenger sprayed air freshener to counter tourist fart stench and now others are clutching pearls & gagging #FTrain
  2. Powell station blaring the chicken dance song. It enhances the fresh blood stains and drug deals also occurring. #sfmuni
  3. On crowded #Muni bus someone standing trying to eat what looks like Chipotle bowl by shoving face in bowl. Disaster inevitable
  4. Time to play the ‘guess which passenger crapped themselves’ game on #Muni. Spoiler alert: I win and lose at the same time
  5. This man next to me is coughing up a lung, and offering people masks. How considerate. Except he didn’t offer me one

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Chewbacca is concerned about your Muni etiquette

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“Get on the train. I don’t care what you smell!”

Leanne spotted this on what she thinks was an L at Powell Street Station:

I think the guy standing next to him is the owner, since he had a camera and might have been taking it on a shoot, but I love that he acted like it wasn’t his. Or maybe the owner was watching from afar. Pretty funny!

See, had it been me, I would’ve demanded everyone know.

We’ve seen this Chewbacca fella at a BART station, as the valiant Wookie with the heart of gold scared people into transit politeness. Just kidding, even Chewy can’t do that.

Name that new Muni bus part

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Over on the Muni Diaries Facebook page, RayRay asks, rightly, WTF? What’s this partition for, anyway?

I’ll start: private corner office? Those new-fangled blue-seat buses certainly have a high opinion of themselves, don’t they? Or make-out seats. Definitely make-out seats.

You guys are good at coming up with explanations for such things (see also: the bus-seat “butt holes” of 2010), so get those creative juices flowing and offer up a suggestion.

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