Muni lights, you have been defeated

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This photo was posted on January 15, 2014. That presupposes that it was not too wintry in the out-of-doors. Thus, this person has finally, FINALLY! found a way to beat the annoying jailhouse lighting of our public transportation vehicles.

Or this, via The Whole World Entirely: “fear of being found out being someone else”

Either way, sweet dreams, fellow Muni rider. Sweet dreams.

Post-holiday party Muni surprise

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My company makes us play bingo at the holiday party in order to try to win our annual bonus. First-world problems, to be sure, but there you go.

A few weeks ago, I was talking with a coworker about the party the next day. Little did I know what I was in for.

“Get this—[friend in common] found a Golden Ticket in her bag the next day. I wonder if it was for one of the big prizes?! She’s hoping she can still redeem it…

The only thing I found in my bag was a business card with a picture of a half-naked, grinning, flexing man on it. Yep, the creeper on my bus ride home slipped that nice prize in.”

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