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We’ve been hearing stories of people smoking on Muni for centuries* now. Lo, Muni rider Nikki has presented the world with red-hot video surveilled evidence of this very act.
Says Nikki: “APPARENTLY YOU CAN SMOKE ON THE BUS NOW”
Aw, Nikki, c’mon. You know that Muni is the Wild Wild West of transit, right?
* Relatively speaking …
Yesterday, we proudly shared a photo of a hot dog resting on a Muni Metro car’s door-release lever. Charming, we know.
Today, we present what can only be said hot dog, possibly mere hours earlier. Also: That’s a lot of cheese. Not that there’s anything wrong with “a lot of cheese.”
You’re welcome.
Via sfkimboslice: “Ummmmm……..the things you find on Muni.
I swear, I just had breakfast. But now I’m hungry. And grossed out. But mostly hungry.
Via yungschoetz: “Press this hotdog to open door”
It was bound to happen sooner or later. Buzz-item/fetish tech object Google Glass was just bound to be spotted on Muni one of these days. Here, then, is the first time we’re recording a sighting.
We hope he fared better than, well, you know who.
Via Muni rider Juan Karlos: “2/28/14: People wearing Google Glass on Muni Glasstrend is starting*”
*As always, your editor removed hashtags because he loves you.
Muni rider Lauren has some strong words for the owner of this yoga mat: “Douchebag yogi alert on the 22. Because your yoga mat paid the $2 just like the rest of us, yeah?”
Photo by mrtruffle (not the person depicted in this post)
From the sounds of these tweets, he’s either the actual World’s Most Interesting Man, or just your average dime store jerk. Who are we to decide?
First, Muni rider Shelby caught our eye:
There is a dude on the 28L with a Transformers movie logo tattooed on his forehead, talking about how he wants fake k9 teeth. @munidiaries
— Shelby Jones (@ShelbyTerissa) February 24, 2014
Then, friend of Muni Diaries, Katie, chimed in:
@munidiaries @ShelbyTerissa that guy!! he’s screamed at me on the N for no reason. Good times
— Katie (@KatieOnViolin) February 25, 2014