Category: WTF: Weirdness on Muni

Remember the Muni toilet seat cover we saw on eBay? Well, lookee there. It turns out a Muni Diaries favorite, Josh Ellingson, ended up with the thing.

We talked to Josh about his recent acquisition. Here’s what he had to say:

Muni Diaries: How did you find out about the toilet seat cover?
Josh Ellingson: A friend of mine saw a post about it and passed it along via email. She knew I’d want it and she was right.

MD: What prompted you to buy it?
JE: I’ve lived in San Francisco for fifteen years but only recently have been getting into the history of the place, particularly the SF Railway. Last year I started riding the F Line a lot and became interested in all the different historic streetcars. I collect odd things too, so when this came along, I couldn’t pass it up.
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This isn’t quite like bringing your own chair on Muni, but it’s like a weird second cousin in the “Make Yourself at Home, Why Dontcha?” department.

Style points, too.

Via Muni rider Alyssa: “Just a typical #SF #muni bus ride.” Yep.

In the swivular section of the LRV, no less. How meta!

Hello “Bring Your Own Chair on Muni. It’s been awhile. Namely:

Bring Your Own Seat While Waiting For Muni
On Muni, Bring Your Own Chair. Lots of Them
Better Muni Seating

Above: Via Muni rider Vindigo: “#BYOC ? ‘Bring your own chair to the train’ day!”

Photo by throgers

Editor’s Note: What do Muni drivers do when the bus breaks down? Here’s how the drivers see it, from a story submission by Ricardo M, who drove Muni for seven years. Ricardo drove just about all the trolley buses spanning from the 41, 21, 6, and on. “But, mostly, I drove the 14 Mission line because then I could speak Spanish while I drove all day, from Embarcadero to Daly city and then back again.”

In this story, when Ricardo finally figures out why the bus isn’t moving, the passengers banded together to help Ricardo get the bus on the road.

“Please move to the rear of the bus.”

No one listens.

I pull the bus into the 24th Street and Mission Zone and pop the front and rear doors open. On the instrument panel, both, front and rear green interlock lights turn on. Brakes on, and are confirmed locked. New passengers start to climb up the front stairwell. So I call out one more time:
“Please keep moving to the back of the bus.”

But no one listens to me. They never do. Instead, the new passengers take their stand at the front of the bus; a couple of them stand over the yellow line. This will block my view while driving, so I ask them to move. The rear doors slam shut, so I lock them. Rear light is off. I shut the front doors too. Front light goes out, the brakes are off and the bus is free to move on. So I turn the wheel to my extreme left and slam down on the electric accelerator, and the bus moves forward.

An old man screams, “Wait! Bus driver, wait, I’m getting off!”
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