Category: WTF: Weirdness on Muni

This bus is serving…compost. I think I’d rather have the Franzia from yesterday, something I have never said before today.

I hope this wasn’t a response to me, I MEAN, that unidentified woman on Muni asking a guy, “Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

It’s somewhat less poetic and Pixar-movie than these traveling groceries, which included a potato and tomato escaping their fries-and-ketchup fate in favor of roaming the city, but I’ll take it.

h/t to Aleph (commenting, “I’ll have the vegetarian seat, please….”) on Facebook and Mitsi for telling us over at the Muni Diaries Facebook page.

ok, that's a first: just saw a DPW truck pushing a Muni bus pic.twitter.com/JLNcZu852I

— Burrito Justice (@burritojustice) February 9, 2015

Because ultimately, Muni’s buses (and light-rail vehicles) really do a lot for us, every once in a while, they morph into utterly helpless creatures in need of assistance.

Witness what Burrito Justice caught on video recently, above. Hey, it’s a first for us, too!

My favorite part? This is actually our second post about a thirsty foot soldier crushing box wine on Muni. If box wine isn’t your thing, we’re also serving photos of an 8 a.m. beer and a cracked open 12-pack to take the Muni Metro edge off. If only the 77X-Candlestick—aboard which everyone went, “la la la can’t hear you” regarding pesky open-container laws—was still around, right?

Via Muni rider clowntraps, who says, “This guy was making the most of his Saturday afternoon, crushing a box of Franzia on the train.”

[insert “RIM” joke here]

Someone responded that maybe she’s just getting ready for #stormaggedon. It’s totally the end of the world, you guys.

Via Muni rider Steven: “Woman on #Muni doesn’t want viruses, uses her Blackberry in a zip lock bag…”