The moon over my shoulder on Muni
Via Gary Whitta, who says, “I often see people on my Twitter feed complaining about their fellow bus patrons. It is to them that I present this.” Do you think she has any idea? I don’t.
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Category: Photos
Not-Banksy on Muni
Ed note: I know, it’s not exactly weirdness on Muni, especially on a 49-Van Ness/Mission. But it’s pretty squarely WTF with a side of, “Really? Really.” Muni rider Chaz draws a distinction between beloved street art and your everyday tagger drawing on the bus:
I watched this shitstain and his crew get on the 49 northbound at Turk or so and proceed to very obviously and obnoxiously scrawl his handle on the ceiling of the bus. I was a few seconds too late to capture him in the act, but you can see the purple marker in his hand and the matching color of illegible text above his head. If the bus had played the “if you see graffiti in progress…” announcement or I just remembered the number I would have notified the authorities; instead in my powerlessness I turn to the internet hive.
Novel Valentine spotted on Muni
If you’re looking for ideas for Valentine’s Day, this Muni rider has you covered: a blowgun that shoots roses at the target of your affection/obsession/vengeance.
Dear Cupid: Your bow and arrow are so 2012.
Jedi mind trickery on a Muni seat
You laugh, but something tells me this works sometimes. Picture it: a crowded commute-hour Metro train, and not one person sits here because of the message.
Instagram photographer @dusteallen asks, “A fair Muni warning?”
Well, is it?
Utterly Captivated on Muni
I like to pretend they’re all looking at the same thing. Or they’re all in a big chat room together, completely unaware that “Anakin276” is sitting there with his left leg draped over the seat.
Via Paige on the Muni Diaries Facebook wall. Like us and start sharing your Muni moments!
Creepy Doll, 1; Rained-On Muni Riders 0
First, there was Asylum, then there was Poltergeist, then there were probably some other movies with creepy dolls, and then there was this.
Jesse says: “There were a TON of people at the stop (Divis and Geary) AND it was raining, but no one was sitting down…everyone was keeping a healthy distance from that little monster.”
Jesse always makes us laugh—especially when he’s performing at Muni Diaries Live—but this is the first time he has for real creeped us the eff out.