BART shares common-sense etiquette rules

Because some adults need help chewing their food and tying their shoelaces, BART has put together this tutorial on how not to be an asshole.

A list of no-shit BART rules of thumb:

  • 0:20: Look for emptier cars in front or in the back of your train.
  • 0:30: Form a line behind the “do not cross this line or you will die” yellow markers.
  • 0:37: Get the fuck out of the way so that people on the train can off-board. See also: elevators.
  • 0:47: Don’t crowd the door area when there are empty spaces like, three feet away down the aisle.
  • 0:57: (everyone’s favorite) Take your goddam backpack off when you’re standing up! And don’t make us tell you again!
  • 1:09: Don’t put your feet on the seat or we will beat you to a bloody pulp.
  • 1:16: Give up your seat unless you want us to brand your forehead with “asshole” writ large.
  • 1:25: Stack bikes when there are more than one. And don’t block the door or aisle with your bike, mkay?
  • 1:36: Unless you’re a masochist who enjoys torture by mob, don’t hold the doors open.

There you have it. Thanks, BART. Now we no longer have to deal with any of these transgressions ever again, right?

Did you think they were going to use TLC’s “No Scrubs” as the soundtrack, also? Because at first, I thought they might just use “No Scrubs” as the soundtrack.

Transit News: Kids free on Muni, hot BART cars, tech shuttles, BART SFO anniversary

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  • Supervisor wants to expand Muni’s “Kids Ride Free” plan (SFGate)
  • Too-hot cars make BART riders steamed; updates under way (SFGate)
  • Supervisor Campos takes credit for Muni youth program (SF Bay)
  • Activists, union challenge Google bus pilot program (SF Bay Guardian)
  • Anniversary party for BART SFO extension stalls indefinitely (SFGate)

Your Weekend Transit Advisory: Unveiling “Caruso’s Dream”

Oh hey, here’s your weekend transit advisory from the SFMTA. Nothing too exciting happening this weekend except for some street repairs and unveiling an art installation called “Caruso’s Dream.” Be sure to check if your line’s affected by the repair work.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Repair and Maintenance Projects
Beginning at 9 p.m., Friday through 4 a.m., Sunday, crews from the SFMTA, San Francisco Public Utilities Commission, Department of Public Works and PG&E will perform maintenance work along Market Street and at various locations:
Market Street between Fremont and 3rd streets
Market Street at 1st Street
Spear Street at Market Street
Spear Street at Mission Street
Kearny Street between Post and Market streets
3rd Street between Market and Mission streets
There will be no street closures required for this project.

The following Muni lines and routes will be affected during the course of the work:
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Muni runs a surplus, talks fare hikes (update)

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Update (8:23 a.m., Friday): Per SFBay report Jerold (below, in comments): The surplus is $22.2 million this year and $15 million the following year. There is also a recommendation to increase Muni service by five percent this year and five percent next year.

Original post: We linked to an SFGate story in our transit news roundup the other day. The story talks about several different proposals being shopped out concerning SFMTA’s budget for the next couple of years, and something gave us pause: a cash fare hike from $2 to $2.25, and a 300-percent increase in the single-ride cost for F-Market streetcars.

But that’s not all! Missing in SFGate’s report is the fact that SFMTA is actually running a surplus, its first in recent years. ABC 7 has the details:

“The Metropolitan Transportation Agency that runs Muni is facing a surplus and there are many different ways the public could benefit. At the hearing [on Tuesday], the agency was asking the public where some of that extra money should go.”

ABC 7 does not mention the amount of the surplus. Proposals for how to spend the money, however much it is, include:

  • Expanding free Muni for youth from 16 to 18
  • Expanding free Muni for seinors
  • Expanding free Muni for low-income residents

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Transit News: BART tasers, Muni overtime, TEP, Muni on the waterfront, Muni fare hike?

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  • How Racial Profiling Leads to Tasering on BART (Medium)
  • SFMTA trims overtime costs by 13 percent (SFBay)
  • San Francisco Ponders Free Muni Passes Due to ‘Affordability’ Crisis (KQED)
  • Changes Proposed For 6, 71 Muni Lines (Haighteration)
  • Pedestrian fatality raises safety questions on Van Ness (KTVU)
  • Muni pilot programs floated to improve transit along the waterfront (SF Examiner)
  • Municipal Transportation Agency rolls out budget (SFGate)
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