Muni Diaries Live is back on Saturday, April 5!

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The night you get to commiserate with your fellow Muni riders and remember again why you love San Francisco all over again is back! Twice a year, we turn Muni Diaries into a live show where writers, comedians, poets, and everyday riders tell stories that are so good, they can only happen on Muni.

On Saturday, April 5, come to the Elbo Room to celebrate everything unexpected that can happen from point A to point B on just one bus ride.

We are bringing back our new Muni Haiku champion, Jesse James, in his first battle to defend his crown. You’ll also hear stories from SFGate’s Peter Hartlaub, science writer Annalee Newitz, comedian Kate Willett, and TMI Storytelling‘s own Gina Gold. For this show we’re inviting a surprise Muni insider whose story you’ve gotta hear! We’ll announce the full lineup soon, so grab your tickets now!

Plus, bring your own 2-minute Muni story for a chance to win some awesome prizes from local businesses.

Muni Diaries Live
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Sat., Apr. 5, doors: 6 p.m., show: 7 p.m.

Elbo Room
647 Valencia Street, San Francisco
Take Muni there: J-Church, 12, 14, 22, 33, 49, or BART: 16th or 24th St. stations

Your Weekend Transit Advisory: St. Paddy’s parade, Emerald Across the Bay 12K race

St. Patrick’s Day Parade
On Saturday, the St. Patrick’s Day Parade will be held on Market Street.

Starting at 10 a.m. the parade units will gather along 2nd Street between Market and Brannan streets. At 11:30 a.m. the parade will move west along Market Street to McAllister Street and proceed west to Dr. Carlton B. Goodlett Place and south to Grove Street where the parade will disband.

To ensure traffic flows on Mission, Howard, Folsom, Harrison, Bryant and Brannan streets, cross traffic will be allowed along the staging area of 2nd Street until the parade begins. Traffic along these streets will resume as soon as the parade units pass.

Market Street between 1st Street and Van Ness Avenue will be closed to traffic beginning at 11 a.m. There will be no cross traffic along Market Street during the parade which should end by 3 p.m. Streets will reopen as the marchers pass and the streets are cleaned. The reviewing stand will be on Carlton B. Goodlett Place.

The following Muni lines and routes will be affected by the parade as early as 10 a.m.:

F Market
2 Clement
5 Fulton
6 Parnassus
8X Bayshore Express
9 San Bruno
10 Townsend
12 Folsom Pacific
19 Polk
21 Hayes
27 Bryant
30 Stockton
31 Balboa
38/38L Geary
45 Union-Stockton
71 Haight-Noriega
Muni customers wishing to see the parade or who otherwise want to go downtown are advised to take Muni Metro.
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Transit News: BART and Caltrain record riderships, new Muni trolleys, subway to Wharf?

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Photo by SJL

  • BART, Caltrain report record-high ridership (SF Examiner)
  • Man Sought After Hitting Muni Passenger In Head With Kerosene Container (KPIX)
  • Purchase of 60 New Electric Trolley Muni Buses Moves Forward (SFMTA)
  • Wharf-extension push surfaces as Central Subway crews dig on (SFGate)
  • Opposition Mounting To Price Hike For San Francisco’s Historic Streetcars (KPIX)

Now’s your chance: Apply to be a Muni operator

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Photo by Christine Ricks

Time to play god, folks. Muni is hiring drivers, and the window won’t be open forever.

Essential functions include: conducting pre-operational inspection of the transit vehicle; safely navigating the vehicle through traffic along assigned routes under various environmental conditions in accordance with traffic laws and departmental regulations; operating the disability access lifts to assist persons with disabilities onto the vehicle; collecting fares from passengers and issuing transfers; checking passenger transfers, fast passes, and electronic passes to ensure they are valid; responding to customers’ questions regarding routes, directions, fares and transfers; communicating instructions to passengers and calling out the vehicle stops and transfer points via the vehicle’s intercom system; conducting post-operational inspection of the outside of the vehicle; contacting central control regarding various emergencies; and completing accident, incident and/or miscellaneous reports to document unusual occurrences. Incumbents may be required to perform other related duties.

Read the rest of the job listing here.

If you get the job, of course, you have to check back here frequently. Oh, and you simply have to share your best stories with fellow Muni Diaries readers.

Tell ’em we sent ya. Or not.

Good luck!

Court: Boston subway creep’s upskirt photos are legal

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Photo by torbakhopper

In a ruling that elicited a collective WTF, the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court held last week that Michael Robertson, a man arrested for taking cellphone photos up women’s skirts and dresses, hadn’t done anything illegal because the state’s Peeping Tom laws don’t cover people who are clothed and in public spaces. Fortunately, the state legislature moved quickly to close the loophole and on Friday the governor signed a bill strengthening Massachusetts’ voyeurism laws.

We’re glad that California already has this sorted out. According to a San Diego TV news station, “In California “upskirting” is considered disorderly conduct. The act is secretly videotaping a female or male’s intimate parts without their consent.” Well, then.

Read more about Robertson at SFGate.

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