Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Photo by cbcastro

Brandon wrote his diary while the action was taking place on the bus. He even updated it for you! Check it out:

Woman just got on the bus and yelled at the bus driver because he asked her to pay. She yelled, “You don’t recognize me?! I am the owner of Muni! If you don’t recognize me you shouldn’t be working at my company!”

She actually looks very well put together so I’m not sure whether she’s crazy or is actually the owner of Muni.

Update: She is now yelling at him accusing him of very specific things (he’s been fired 18 times, he transports babies to Mexico) and telling him her attorneys will contact him by tomorrow.

Public transportation is cool.

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Photo by loritalove

Has enough time passed by now that “Occupy” protest signs are kind of retro? Probably not. But loritalove found this on a Muni stop and I thought, hey, haven’t seen one of those in a while.

What did you spot on your commute today? Muni Diaries is made from your stories and snapshots on and around the bus, so don’t forget our thirsty inbox as you go about your day today.

Photo by David Lytle

If you’re still secretly wishing you had a date for Valentine’s Day (but publicly denouncing the Hallmark-esque insincerity of the holiday itself), I found five great San Francisco singles for you. These guys and girls are environmentally conscious, technology savvy, financially responsible, with sensitive writerly souls.

Oh, all right. These are bus riders who wrote Craigslist missed connection ads. But hey, with less than 24 hours until doomsday, this is no time to be picky. We didn’t correct grammar or punctuation mistakes in the ads because…I think that’s pertinent information you need to know.

So if you’re looking for a last-minute date, especially if you are the girl who wore black and white snowflake skirts and tights (or if you’re the girl who bought a painting and gave the dude a fake phone number), you might be the one they’re looking for!

Here are our Muni-riding singles:

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