To sleep on Muni, or to dance on Muni? That is the question.
Aw to the yeah! Also: First Vine video that I like. (If you want to see the video on loop, as Vine intends, check it out there.)
Via @mrp.
Category: Funny: Muni LOLs
“I am the owner of Muni!”
Photo by cbcastro
Brandon wrote his diary while the action was taking place on the bus. He even updated it for you! Check it out:
Woman just got on the bus and yelled at the bus driver because he asked her to pay. She yelled, “You don’t recognize me?! I am the owner of Muni! If you don’t recognize me you shouldn’t be working at my company!”
She actually looks very well put together so I’m not sure whether she’s crazy or is actually the owner of Muni.
Update: She is now yelling at him accusing him of very specific things (he’s been fired 18 times, he transports babies to Mexico) and telling him her attorneys will contact him by tomorrow.
Public transportation is cool.
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Fill in the Blank: Occupy Something
Photo by loritalove
Has enough time passed by now that “Occupy” protest signs are kind of retro? Probably not. But loritalove found this on a Muni stop and I thought, hey, haven’t seen one of those in a while.
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More Sex Eyes On Muni, Please
Photo by beefbovanoff
Betsy wrote a very compelling love letter to a rider she saw on the K-Ingleside.
Dear Cutie on the K car,
I find your face and physical stature pleasing , especially in that black tshirt and white earphones and backpack. Very fashion forward. And if I weren’t riding with my mom I’d be making 10x more sex eyes at you from my seat hoping you’ll ask me out.
Love, Betsy. /hugs from afar.
Careful with those sex eyes, Betsy. You might end up in our Muni Cupid Roundup next year!
via Of Hecate.
The moon over my shoulder on Muni
Via Gary Whitta, who says, “I often see people on my Twitter feed complaining about their fellow bus patrons. It is to them that I present this.” Do you think she has any idea? I don’t.
Happy Monday!
Five Muni Moments This Week
Photo by Roshan Vyas
Five noteworthy things that happened on the bus this week:
Sometimes the jokes write themselves, especially if you’re on Muni. “Crack head, a hooker and a magenta-stained poodle get on the bus…” No really: just saw this on the 44-O’Shaughnessy. Meanwhile, a guy wearing those Google Glasses got on Muni this week. Wonder if he saw the old guy softly playing harmonica on the bus, or the beautiful baritone singer singing in Italian on the 49-Van Ness. This week a rider put a new spin on the grooming practices on the bus: a woman was applying foot lotion on Muni. Nail clipping on the bus is so…2010.
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