Muni driver gives new meaning to “express bus”

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Photo by Tom Prete

Ever wonder what the Road Runner has been doing since his retirement from television? Here’s your fellow Muni rider Jenni with more:

Today’s ride home on the 31AX at first had me annoyed, but by the time I got home I was laughing hysterically. You see, the driver is an unnecessary horn honker. Not honk, actually – it’s not rude – just two short beeps. Car double parked? Beep beep! Pedestrian maybe thinking about stepping somewhat close to the edge of the sidewalk? Beep beep! Car changing lanes? Beep beep? Car on the right? Beep beep? Car on the left? Beep beep! Car in front? Beep beep! Nothing at all? Beep beep! Ambulance coming through the intersection? You guessed it: Beep beep! Didn’t even slow down. Niiiice.

The other passengers seemed to be equally amused…

Wow, not even for an ambulance?

Intercom Responds to BART Sex Couple, BART Police Investigates

bart intercom response
Photo by zagraves

One more thing before you wipe the sight of two people boning on BART out of your memory: here’s the audio response (creatively borrowed from BART’s intercom) regarding banging on public transit.

Listen to the audio reply on the “BARTsex” section of Josh Ellingson’s blog.

And SFGate reports that “BART police probe porn video shot on train.”

(Is everyone in the SFGate newsroom still giggling about using the word “probe” in that headline there?)

By the way, if you want to hear more candid opinions from the BART PA system, here’s “the truth about BART.”

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