Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Photo by MissNoraSF

How will the Gorga-Giudice family feud end? Will Teresa finally realize that she should have walked away from those rumors (and the tanning salon)? These are urgent questions that must be answered, as this Muni rider catches up on the latest episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

This looks more fun than finishing up your email on the bus.

What’s your favorite way to pass the time on the bus? Tweet it over here @munidiaries please.

This week’s “Five Things on Muni” comes in assorted flavors. Enjoy!

Raunchy/gross
Overheard on 38 at 2.15: “I have bed bugs, I can only give over-the-pants hand-job.” Word to yo mama #sfmuni

Cynical/honest
Bus driver starts laughing then says “oh, these people are so awful.” #munidiaries

SF problems
Two out of two people at the bus stop (besides me) are talking to themselves…do I join them? #sfmuni

Public shaming
The girl’s phone on #Muni next to me just started blaring “call me maybe” and the whole bus erupted in laughter

Pushed to the edge by Muni, but clever about it
The 45 has really been killing it lately. And by “it” I mean my spirit.

Brought to you by @loveoz13, @JillianWould, @HannahHelser, @hipsterandhymn, and @MeggieClaire. Share your flavors at @munidiaries today!

You know and I know that this isn’t necessary, what’s happening in that there photo above.

But clearly, dude doesn’t know that. And for that, we thank him.

Via carpechronic: “Never seen anyone holding on w both hands while sittin down. Lady next to him is like ‘No hands bitch!'”