Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

We’ve all been there, clumsily communicating with thumbs (literally). At the end of the day, it’s always best to sit back and laugh at our ridiculous lives.

Via Instagram user/Muni rider Vanessa.

Photo by alespm05

We’re taking a slight detour from our normal Friday afternoon offering of Five Things on Muni today. You’re just such a clever, creative bunch, we couldn’t resist posting our favorite Halloween costumes as seen the day after.

The bears above are a great example. Miley Cyrus lost her dancers, errybody! Below, there’s a bespectacled bunny doctor (?); everyone’s favorite bounty hunter, Boba Fett; the world’s creepiest clown; bat-reptile man (?); creepy human-size chicken; and of course, the 30-Stockton and its driver.

Enjoy your fellow Muni riders and your weekend!
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Your Muni route is totally a person. A flawed, wonderful, terrible, smelly person full of flaws and smelly people. But dependable, ultimately. Right?

Julian of Seismogenic has taken that idea hella steps forward. He conjured the characters you see above to represent Muni Metro’s seven lines.

The T-Third and the K-Ingleside. They’re that couple. You know the one. Attached at the hip, refer to themselves as “we” and never “I,” really need to get a room that’s more private than West Portal. The K is spastic and erratic and generally nuts, with a bit of an evil streak. The T is used to dealing with a lot of mayhem, so he can handle the K’s neuroses most of the time. He’s generally pretty chill in the face of everything, unless there is baseball, at which point he flips his shit too.

OMG, they are “that couple.”

Check out the rest of Julian’s descriptions at his Tumblr.

Photo by drewish

Sometimes it’s hard to be indifferent about the person sitting next to you on Muni. To wit:

1. How do I say “Hi, I like your TARDIS keychain!” to a complete stranger on the train without being creepy? #muni
2. Flattered, but taken, guy who won’t courtesy scoot on the empty 5-Fulton.
3. OH on #Muni: “I’m an old man, what else am I gonna do? All I got to do now is DIE!”
4. To the guy who thought it would be fun to suddenly take up half my seat when I took out my 3DS: may all your bacon burn.
5. This guy is preaching about how the Douglas fir is the best Christmas tree ever. I love muni #munidiaries

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