Muni meals served up in the cockpit
Via Muni rider Sandy: “#sfmuni bus drivers are multitaskers. The wheel in one hand, a chicken wang in the other.”
Hey, Muni drivers are human. They gotta eat, too.
Category: Funny: Muni LOLs
Five People on Muni You’re Wishing a Merry Christmas
Photo by Steve Rhodes
Every time you utter that phrase, these are the recipients. Be good. Love your neighbor. They ride Muni, too.
- Someone is singing Les Miserable on this bus. At least she’s got a good voice #38 #sfmuni
- There’s a man kissing a cockatiel on #muni
- small child on this L super excitedly shouting the letter of every train we pass in the tunnel, and it’s adorable. #SFMuni
- Just saw a crack pipe fall out of a woman’s back pocket on the bus. Ah, San Francisco, how I’ve missed thee. #munidiaries
- A drunk bodybuilder singing on the bus… Well good morning! #munidiaries
Today’s Five Things on Muni includes snippets from the lives of @Harpersfinest, @hotgranola, @seismogenic, @ras42795, and @marlynsf1. Are you following @munidiaries, cuz, uh …
What’s Even Better Than Your Laser Cat Shirt?
Photo by emichbe
Three feline friends permanently lounging on the back of your jacket, that’s what’s better than laser cat. @emichbe spotted this jacket on a fellow Muni rider, and as a cat lady myself, I am utterly charmed by this bold fashion move.
Oh, there’s also this amazing cat shirt we saw on Muni this summer. Now I think that my idea of carrying my cat’s whiskers in a little locket around my neck doesn’t sound so crazy…right? RIGHT?
Gingy is not happy with the crowded 38L
Look, just because you’re in a hurry and have “things to do” doesn’t mean you get to bump and push tiny gingerbread men on the bus, okay? From the looks of the situation above, this guy is the only one who has the right to be pissed. He’s risking life and limb, you guys!
Via Muni rider Judy.
Civic Center agent’s useful advice about pants
Photo by Matthew Roth
The station agents at Civic Center have really useful advice for those of you who are partying with your blunt or caught without your pants while waiting for the train. Rachel F overheard the following announcement:
“Sir, please put your pants back on, unless you want to put them on in jail.”
Followed by: “All Muni custodians, please report to the Powell Station. ALL Muni custodians.”
Just another totally normal day, of course.
What did you overhear on transit today? Tweet it to us at @munidiaries!
Santacon on Muni 2013
Did you go to the Santa Claus Convention (popularly known as “Santacon”)? I didn’t. I’m wondering what important items were discussed at this year’s confab. Maybe how to “sexy” up Santa? I mean, his look is getting pretty stale. Sorry, old man.
Says Muni rider Patrick of the St. Nick above, “Syphilitic Santa!!”
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