Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Photo by Lynn Friedman

You ride Muni. I ride Muni. They ride Muni. We all ride Muni. Have a great weekend!

1. 2 riders wearing backpacks that keep bumping each other. Giving each other dirty looks. Total backpack stalemate #sfmuni
2. took a vote on whether to let a girl get off the 31AX bc she wasn’t paying attn to the last stop #Muni
3. How do I politely tell the guy standing next to my seat that his fly is down? #munidiaries
4. Had a muni car to myself for 5 stops. First person to board decides to sit 2 seats next to me. #StoryOfMyLife
5. Who needs reality tv when you can ride the 49 after dark? #munidiaries

This week’s Things on Muni is brought to you by @thisbeazy, @domkingston, @emeliesalot, @adriannaisms, and @MissMauriss.

By October Jones

October Jones (of Texts from Dog fame) is our kind of transit hero. His Post-It doodles can transform any long, hellish commute into something light-hearted, even enjoyable.

Above, Jones’ Where’s Waldo. Below, Spider-Man.

By October Jones

Kudos, Mr. Jones.

Via Laughing Squid.

Photo by davitydave

[Insert snappy commentary about HBO’s Looking here]

No, someone do it, ’cause I’ve got nothing. Thankfully, in perhaps its most San Francisco-est post possible*, BuzzFeed ranked the beards on this HBO show about gay life in the city, and we hear some of those handsome beards are riding Muni. It is obviously my duty as your editor to tune in and spend an exorbitant amount of time on this topic.

#12 features some hot Muni Metro action, guest starring Muni Diaries Live alum and BuzzFeed editor Isaac Fitzgerald. We have enjoyed this beard for years.

#2 is Richie, whose beard is a little patchy for my taste, but check out that strangely pristine transit vehicle. Mee-ow. Oh, A+ on the Giants hat, Richie.

* Despite its criminal use of “the” with Muni.

Photo by torbakhopper

Please recognize that this is merely a snapshot, a moment in time. Namely, it’s the five best Muni flavors this week. There are infinite flavors, of course. We see and taste them every day. There will be subsequent reports of additional flavors as time goes on.

For now, enjoy these:

• man on the 19 Polk has a chihuahua with a pacifier in its mouth. I am simultaneously annoyed and delighted #Muni
• The theme of today’s bus ride is ” having a psychotic episode while picking bugs from my head” . #SFMuni
• Guy sitting next to me on #muni has a smartphone, earbuds, but no shoes.
• If you know how to deactivate the magnet that attracts drunk homeless dudes to me on the 49, I’d love to hear #Muni
• Drunk dude on the N rapping about how he isn’t drunk. #sfmuni #neveradullmoment

These five things on Muni were brought you to my fellow riders @lfagundes77, @yayneabeba, @barry_buck, @rachelshpionka, and @shaughnessy_k8.

I’ve always wondered. Now Muni rider Lardy Revenger has cracked the case.

“After years of staring at this stupid Muni map, I finally figured out what it looks like–a dick. It’s so obvious, I’m ashamed of not seeing it. But now that I have, that’s all I’ll ever see.”

I honestly hope you are able to unsee.

Does this somehow explain all the evening outbound delays on the N-Judah?

Via Twitter.