Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

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For something that often really, really sucks, Muni is such a great source of comedy. Tragic comedy, to be sure.

• Lady across from me apparently never taught to sit properly in a skirt. Every time I look up I get panty flashed. #munidiaries
• Did I just watch this fool toot some blow on the bus?!! #SFMuni #smh #ppltoday
• OMG #sfmuni smells like someone took toejam, shoved it in their ass, scraped it out, vomited on it, spread it on the bus [ed note: oddly and amazingly specific!]
• dude just popped open a huge bottle of wine and took the longest drink from it!! That’s one way to take the J! #HumpDayFun
• “He only has two teeth left. It’s not really fair to knock out his only remaining teeth” – on #sfmuni just now

This week’s hilarity sprung forth from the great minds of @goldfine, @RGB_SINCE1981, @ProgressingSF, @SuperDee75, and @Brocheh. Don’t be stingy: Share your Muni giggles over at @munidiaries.

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Here are some examples of the whacky shit we all face day in, day out on Muni.

• A couple took from Forest Hill to Van Ness to pick an Instagram filter. #sfmuni
• Only on #sfmuni would you hear someone trying to buy drugs by offering to trade-in for some grapes.
• Is being told I look like your “beautiful” prostitute ex girlfriend really supposed to be a compliment?
• Just watched an empty Corona bottle get off this bus by itself.
• The theme of today’s #sfmuni ride is ” every one smells like they have a poopy diaper! EVERYONE!” #washyourass
• There’s nothing more humiliating than running after a #sfmuni as your pants fall down only for the doors to close on you.
• #sfmuni drunk man asks tourist if daughter is wife. Drunk man forgets, repeats question. And forgets, again.

Careful out there, you guys. And have a great weekend!

These seven juicy Muni nuggets are brought to you by @amandamlim, @Kohanji831, @SMASHin2pieces, @beth_winegarner, @yayneabeba, @cdeakers, and @sami_crocker.

Photo by Jeremy Brooks

Last week, we learned that “#sfmuni” and “#muni” were the two most popular hashtags around here. I recently went through the @munidiaries archives, and discovered that you guys’ favorite Muni topic was—surprise!—what it smells like.

To honor you, Muni’s smell-reporting set, we bring you the week in Muni smells.

• This guy next to me smells like hella fresh laundry.
• On the #njudah playing “guess the source of the smell”
• SOS I’m drowning in Axe Body Spray fumes. 🙁 #SFMuni
• There is so much cologne on this train I may throw up. #sfmuni

#munismells, anyone?

This week’s roundup brought to you @faithy, @privildeged, @ImekaSF, and @hollyleach. Contribute your Muni stories, smells or other, to @munidiaries. You won’t be sorry.