Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Photo by becky berry

We all have our ideas of right and wrong. And those norms don’t take a back seat when we ride Muni. Nor should they.

Here are some questionable things seen and smelled on Muni this week:

• A woman just crawled on the streetcar with an open tallboy of Old English. Happy Monday! #MuniDiaries
• On the 33 line and for the first time, saw a driver curse out a passenger!
• Old woman dressed entirely in black on #sfmuni brushing the hair of a creepy doll. Quota for the macabre, fulfilled.
• Someone pooped on the bus during my morning commute. #sfmuni
• man picks nose. smears findings on bus wall. my stomach… #munidiaries

This week’s Things on Muni is brought to you by fellow Muni riders @pjrocks12, @findslt, @keaneiscool, @laurenylee, and @a_pisceslife. You, too, can contribute at @munidiaries.

Photo by Ethan Hein

Cuz if you’re anything like these fellow Muni riders, you saw some good stuff.

• Gotta love the guy with a 10lb thing of kitty litter on the bus. #catpersonproblems
• People rolling joints, typical. Separating a shoe box full of cocaine into baggies? Not so… #sf
• empty mickey of vodka, container of potato salad, pint of Haagen-Dazs. Apparently some take the 6 to get over a breakup
• so the 29 driver just stopped the bus, got out, and did several jumping jacks. That’s all
• Oh my god why did I just look up from my phone to this old guy in spandex shorts

This week’s sights of Muni is brought to you by @sctosf, @thekatwok, @rianadadlani, @turkellviolince, and @iamyourgirlrach. If you saw something worth sharing on Muni, there’s a good place to do just that: @munidiaries.

Photo by Muni rider Jaush

You love it. You know you do. All the whacky stuff that happens on your commute. Life wouldn’t be the same without it.

Just a few examples:

• Guy boom-boxin’ “My Girl” on 38L, slightly disappointed that people weren’t singing along. #sfmuni
• Drunk brodude on #sfmuni is at that point where he is either going to start hugging people or throwing punches
• Grammar argument OH on #SFMuni bus: “I don’t give a fuck if shrimp is plural already. Shrimps, bitch.”
• On the #sfmuni #21Hayes seated in front of a woman with the speaking voice of an out-of-tune #kazoo
• Someone just told me their phone number was 867-5309 (niiinnnnneeeee) #funny #80sthrowback #munidiaries

This week’s shades of Muni is brought to you by fellow riders @danmasq, @deathandfood, @AkiraNiji, @QuismOreoCookie, and @HannahStahulak. Follow @munidiaries, because crazy shit on Muni is actually more reliable than Muni itself.