Camper Van Muni?
Which do you think would break down more or take longer to get you where you need to go: a Muni bus, or a camper van disguised as a Muni vehicle?
Via Muni rider Ken.
Category: Funny: Muni LOLs
Muni and its assorted cast of characters
Photo by ajoh213
A couple of them even have lead roles as Muni drivers!
- “Holy moly guacamole, look at this crowd! How am I gonna fit them? Meow!” – my N-Judah driver at Carl & Cole #munidiaries
- Optimus prime just gave me and @megan77 a ride home disguised as the 1 California #bestmunidriverever
- guy on the 38 playing Kanye on his phone and rapping/singing along clearly did not get enough attention as a child. #SFMuni
- Just watched two strangers clink their bottles of liquor together. I think I just had my 38-Geary moment.
- To the woman eating the full Thanksgiving meal on the #sfmuni: STOP.
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Muni Signage Now 25% More Honorable
Photo by Agent Akit
I really never knew how seriously the Boy Scouts of America takes transit safety until just now.
Photo via Agent Akit, who says: “Let me raise my right hand and put my two fingers up for the oath.”
Adorable fox sneaks onto Canadian bus, naps
Looks like humans aren’t the only species that like to get a little shut eye on the bus. Last week, a fox snuck onto a city bus in Ottawa, Canada, and fell asleep in a seat in the back, before an employee noticed and snapped a picture (seen above). According to news reports, the bus had been parked in a garage for maintenance at the time and the fox got in through an open door. It ran off when officers boarded the bus to take a look at it.
The photo, which quickly became a hit on social media, shows the fox sleeping peacefully, all curled up and cute. If you could only say the same for the guy passed out on Muni next to you.
Muni alternatives: Rocking horse
You know the saying: When life hands you Muni, make adorable rocking horses and maybe get to work on time.
As spotted by Muni rider Tamara: “In case of Muni delays? @ Civic Ctr platform”
Muni as horror flick
Photo by DeShaun Craddock
Clowns, butts in your face, lost bus drivers … all the stuff nightmares are made of. Unless that’s your thing, of course.
- The 47 is a clown car right now… Full of French clowns #sfmuni
- You know it’s bad when the @sfmta_muni driver asks u for route directions #wrongway
- Muni: where people’s butts are routinely way too close to your face #munidiaries
- Worst post workout snack: banana. Thanks dirty old man, lesson learned. NO I WONT GIVE U A BLOWJOB!
- What does it mean that I’m more offended by the Kim Kardashian game being played than the elbow jammed in my back.
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