Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Photo by Patrick

Muni never disappoints, does it?

• Just got offered a glass of wine on #sfmuni. Movin up in the world.
• Guy who didn’t pay fare & didn’t ring for his stop is now fuming he missed it. 6 IB
• Woman gets on Muni just long enough to yell at the driver that it’s not the train she needs. Chill. You’re holding us up!
• Woman eating an ice cream bar at my bus stop at 8:18 am is my hero. #getitgurl
• pretty sure guy smoking next to no smoking sign while taking up 3 seats is the definition of ass hole. #SFMuni
• old guy on the 10 watching porn on his smartphone and it appears he is taking notes as he is writing profusely

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Photo by breylane

Muni moments that make you go, “Huh.” Be careful scratching your head, though. A fellow rider might be there to tweet about it.

• riding #sfmuni while this lady is blatantly picking her nose … as she holds a tissue in the other hand.
• apparently my driver misses his former life as AM news radio host.
• Vagrant dude scaling the dead skin off his feet right onto the bus floor. It really smells. #sf
• A man on the 38 AX just brought a tree onto the bus. A tree. #sfmuni #munidiaries
• Nothing makes me feel more put together than this woman who just ran into the bus in a shower cap. SHOWER CAP. #5fulton

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