A moment of Muni self-reflection in a mirror selfie
You know the old saying: When Muni gives you strange cargo, take a “selfie” in a mirror and share it with the Twitterverse.
h/t Muni rider Christina.
Category: Funny: Muni LOLs
Muni in 2015: Same as it ever was
What did you expect, that a new year would somehow change the very essence of what it means to ride Muni? Yer too cute.
- Watching Botox face rub smelly lotion over the hands of her lover, is this actually happenin?! #44
- lady version of leg spreaders: women who insist on crossing legs on a crowded bus, and KEEP KICKING MY LEG. #SFMuni
- My child just licked the handrail on the 30. He had a good run. #MuniDiaries #Muni
- Lose-Lose: Being the person furiously scratching your head & ears on Muni or not-at-all-subtly leaning away from said person.
- Sitting between a guy in a skull mask and a guy rolling a joint #onlyonmuni
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Photo by Lynn Friedman.
New Yorker cartoon weighs in on manspreading
And with this and Jon Stewart’s mention of it on last night’s The Daily Show, we’re closing this chapter of the Manspreading on Transit saga.
Via The New Yorker
Our favorite New Year’s Eve Muni tweets
Photo by Robert Couse-Baker
Another New Year’s Eve has come and gone, and we all seem to have escaped largely unscathed. How was your Muni experience Wednesday evening? Here’s what some of your fellow Muni riders had to report:
- OH: I confuse Narnia and The Odyssey. I really love #sfmuni on NYE.
- Two old ladies are caroling on the bus #sfmuni
- This dude got off the muni to puke then got right back on LOL
- OH on #SFMuni: “I love Justin Bieber.” “Will you still love him after his balls drop?” “You’ve crossed the line.”
This week’s Things on Muni is brought to you by fellow Muni riders @heidi, @Fratterfield, @aicelanne, and @schwalove. Share the LOLs here: @munidiaries.
Utterly baffling behavior seen on Muni
Photo by Travis Wise
Earlier this week, we posted your top Muni rider pet peeves. That was, of course, merely a snapshot in time.
Without further ado, here are this week’s instances of disturbing and head-shaking behavior on Muni:
First, an oldie but annoying-ie
Dude has his phone on speaker, but still has his phone to his head. #Muni #L2cellphone — @DaneYoshida
Next, we move on to flat-out gross
dude blew his nose in his bare hands and proceeded to wipe them on his jacket sleeves #munidiaries — @LimLam8
Then onto these charming fellow riders
Homeboy: I have a cold, allergies, and I’m high as a kite on NyQuil, but I can STILL smell your cologne. #sfmuni — @MissNatMoore
And onto positively SMH behavior
Woman w/cane berates woman w/baby for sitting in handicap seat. On one hand ok but on the other really? #munidiaries — @ckueda
Lastly, the rainy day #dickmove, indeed
Your umbrella doesn’t need its own seat. #dickmove instagram.com/p/wzFSzWtp3Z/ — @spiegelmama
Things on Muni is a weekly compilation of our favorite tweets from you, the Muni rider. Add your voice to the choir at @MuniDiaries.
It’s all about that Muni bass …
Furthering the “You guys think of everything” narrative, Muni rider Nate tweeted the above. “Badonkadonk #BootySF” indeed.
Wouldn’t a real Muni route that looked like this be so. much. fun?