Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

The people riding the bus are like 99 percent of our inspiration for doing this silly little website. This week’s nominees are …

• As heard on #SFMuni “IM A NYMPHO, DONT GET ME WRONG HEH HEH BUUUUUT…”
• buttcracks and budweisers on the 22 outbound. Classic for so early!
• Why did you get on the 22 bus with an unpackaged sheet cake? Are you trying to turn the ride into a Disney caper?
• When the person obnoxiously playing music from their phone on #sfmuni IS SOMEONE YOU KNOW OMG SO EMBARRASSING
• Man in back of 27 just baa’d like a sheep. No apparent reason.

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You guys sure are a creative lot. What better way to deal with the existential crisis that is our public transit, I ask?

• “Lord it’s too crowded, not just this bus. The whole damn world. People need to lighten up!” driver waxing poetic. #SFMuni
• The 38 is a earthquake test on wheels. Took awhile to even type this tweet. It’s more bumpin’ than a Lil Jon concert.
• I used to wash my hands after my #sfmuni #NJudah commute. Now, I take a shower and burn my clothes.
• Smelling like a dive bar is not cute. #Munidiaries
• #SFMuni haiku: Castro Street Station; The 35-Eureka; Overcrowded train.

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