Your place to share stories on and off the bus.
Filed under “You had one job,” we hope you can read upside down in an emergency situation. I have a guess this might be installed by the same person who put up this funny Muni map…?
Thanks @freshtagram08 for this submission. Tag us #munidiaries on Instagram to submit your own!
I gotta say: It’s not the greatest excuse for waiting 20 (I mean, 2, I mean 40, I mean 10) minutes for the next bus. And whatever happened to show don’t tell? Actually, given the amount of freewheeling penis on Muni, it’s always best to remember: San Francisco doesn’t shy away from a challenge, especially when it involves getting nekkid.
Spotted at Market and South Van Ness by @kirandoingthings on Instagram. Thanks for sharing, Kiran!
Muni rider Rawiyah Tariq just witnessed the perfect response to creepers on Muni. Via the Muni Diaries Facebook page:
Him:Hey
Her:…
Him: I said hello
Her:…
Him: Pretty girl! You just going to ignore me?
Her:You don’t want me to pay attention to you.
Him: See was that so hard? How you doing today?
Her: You mean to ask can I get your number today. You want to know if you can fuck me today. The answer to both of these is no. (Pulls a burrito out of her bag and shoves it in her mouth) this the only thing going in my mouth today. (Fishes out what I assume to be a piece of chicken and pinches it between two perfectly manicured talons) you can have some of this though. You want some of this?
Him and the guy next to him: (moves down a seat)
Her: Hey sis, there’s room for you here right next to me.
Me: Thank you sis. How are you doing today?
Her:You know…doing how we do.
My. Hero.
Photo by echoes71
Muni Diaries reader Casey reported the latest awkward strange cargo that someone took on Muni because that’s how you get around town:
When you have to take a streetcar to transport a spare tire to the nearest gas station! Thank goodness the train driver was kind enough to drop her off near the gas station.
Aw.
Whether it’s a giant bubble wrap, a full-size mattress, or Saint Jude himself, our strange cargo report has you covered. Tag us on Instagram #munidiaries to submit your own report!
Photo via @cmalado
Aren’t you kids all looking for Pokemon? Cause @stephamiceli found him IRL on the 5-Fulton.
Many a branded creature has taken Muni, including the Google Android, a Transformer, and all the folks with their workplace emblazoned on tees and backpacks.
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Nice new bag, too bad going through security is gonna be a pain. Well, if you’re going to get stuff stuck to your bag, at least it’s not a bra.
Thank you @rollercams for this “totally legit” Muni moment. Got your own Muni diary? Tag us on Instagram @munidiaries to add your own!