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Driver courtesies

June 29, 2008 eugenia Leave a comment

I was on one of the Market Street buses a couple of weeks ago — the 71-Haight, I think — heading toward the Ferry Building. The bus was nearly empty and a couple of folks got off just as I hopped on. As soon as the bus doors closed, the driver turned to a young couple sitting in the elderly/disabled section and said, “Check your bags. The guy who was sitting next to you is a pickpocket. Let me know if he took anything and I’ll call the cops.”

She waited while they frantically checked their bags. Fortunately, nothing was taken and the bus wasn’t seriously delayed. But I liked that this driver was looking out for out-of-towners possibly distracted and dazzled by their unfamiliar environment.

It almost made up for the 38L driver yesterday who spent more time yelling at every single passenger than actually driving… – Beth W.

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs Tags: 38-Geary, 71-Haight-Noriega

Wear Your Muni Proudly

May 19, 2008 jeff Leave a comment

By no means is it the first, but I felt I had to report this T-shirt found over at RAG co-op in Hayes Valley:

It’s made by a local company called Love Project. Despite the hippie-ish name, they make mostly SF-related things.

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Stickers Mock Snailpace

May 2, 2008 jeff Leave a comment

The folks at Mission Mission snapped an awesome picture that reflects how we sometimes feel about Muni…

Check it out here: Mission Mission.

Category: diaries, Funny: Muni LOLs

Tales From Olden Days 3

April 7, 2008 eugenia Leave a comment

I decided to play Muni races today — the 5 against the 21. I’m fairly certain that the 5 line outmaneuvers and outruns the 21. (The block-to-block stops on the 21 draws this conclusion.) But the 5 stops about three streets farther from my final destination (Ashbury and Fell), which is why I always opt for the 21 — pure laziness. But the question was: Could I overtake the 21 on foot once the 5 dropped me at my destination? This was something I’d pathetically pondered more times than a sane person should.

As I waited for the bus on Market and Second, I saw my shot to answer this ever-nagging question. Just behind the approaching 5 poked a 21 — back to back. They both came to a stop. So I decided to test my theory, and hopped onto the 5. After we loaded and left, I watched the 21 out of the rear window until the two buses made the split near Seventh street. The race was on.

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs Tags: 21-Hayes, 5-Fulton

Tales From Olden Days 1

April 3, 2008 jeff Leave a comment

Okay, bear with me while I post a couple of years-old stories from aboard Muni. Here’s the first:

March 2006: As I stood waiting for the 22 at 16th and Mission, I noticed a somewhat attractive woman approach the stop. A couple minutes later, the bus arrived, and seeing as how there were only a couple of other boarders besides myself, I kindly let this woman get on first.

I stood patiently behind her as she approached the fare machine, and she had some kind of words with the driver. I couldn’t quite make out what she said, but I did notice that she neglected to pay.

She turned and started walking back on a medium-filled coach. She took a couple of steps away from the machine, and as she did, I stepped up. With people behind me waiting to get on still standing outside the bus, I was doing my best to keep the flow of bus traffic moving steadily along.

Category: diaries, Funny: Muni LOLs Tags: 22-Fillmore, muni-etiquette

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