Photo Diary: Do you accept Muni’s apology?
Matt Baume says, “Too little, too late.”
Category: Funny: Muni LOLs
MUNI HULK BREAK SILENCE
“HULK WORRIED HULK LOOK CRAZY ON TRAIN. HULK NOT YELLING TO SELF, HULK YELLING WHILE PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS!”
“HULK WATCH YOUNG MAN PICK NOSE FROM 19TH TO 30TH AVE. HULK NOT ONLY BIG GREEN THING ON TRAIN.”
Muni Diaries spoke with the Hulk recently and got to the bottom of some very important matters.
Muni Diaries: What routes does Muni Hulk ride?
Muni Hulk: HULK RIDE LINES 1, 1, 3, 5, 8, 13….
MD: How does Muni Hulk fit into bus seats?
Muni Hulk: YOU CALLING HULK FAT?
MD: What does Muni Hulk do when someone smells bad on the bus?
Muni Hulk: HULK HOLD BREATH UNTIL HULK TURN TURQUOISE
MD: Who is Muni Hulk’s greatest friend/foe?
Muni Hulk: HULK’S BEST FRIEND IS SUTRO TOWER. HULK GREATEST FOE IS NAIL CLIPPING LADY.
MD: What are Muni Hulk’s special powers?
Muni Hulk: STRETCHY PANTS
MD: What is a Hulk smash on Muni?
Muni Hulk: HULK SMASH WHEN HULK GET SHORT TURNED. HULK SMASH WHEN HULK GET GHOST BUS! NO SMASH ON CROWDED BUS. THAT CAUSE DELAY.
MD: Does Muni Hulk direct more rage at Muni employees, or fellow passengers?
Muni Hulk: HULK RAGE AT PASSENGERS. LOUD MUSIC NO HEADPHONES GUY, NOSE PICKER, AND SUNFLOWER SHELL SPITTER ALL MAKE HULK RAGE.
MD: Has Muni Hulk ever toppled a light-rail vehicle?
Muni Hulk: WHEN HULK GET ON LIGHT RAIL VEHICLE IT BECOME HEAVY RAIL VEHICLE.
MD: What is Muni Hulk’s Number 1 wish for Muni and its passengers?
Muni Hulk: HULK WISH EVERYONE GET THERE ON TIME!
Keep up with the Muni Hulk on Twitter.
Boob on Muni
We’re all familiar with 2 o’clock titty. Here, Rob shares Muni boob with you. Thanks, Rob!
Meanwhile, on @munidiaries
Photo by @thedrun
Meanwhile, on @munidiaries…
@danapczynski: Woman on Muni has popeye’s chicken. My repulsion and compulsion are indiscernible
@gamewit: Pretty sure this guy in front of me on Muni chain smokes to cover up his BO.
@misstillytilly: First time riding the 14 muni to the mission, and just saw a hobo pull out a can of beer that was hidden inside his prosthetic arm
@mmmmmria: Just saw a guy pay for muni fare with a balloon animal 🙂
Ok one more:
@jennstover: Someone on muni is wearing toe socks with the toes cut off & flip-flops. This is not ok.
Follow us on Twitter and tweet your Muni ride to @munidiaries. Your tweet might end up here next week!
Star Wars box on Muni
Where else? Philip shares:
When I take Muni I like to take my Star Wars box too.
Also, WTF is a Star Wars box? And why is the greatest science-fiction saga of all time invading our public transit system?
Should we talk about the weather? Hi, hi, hi
We know what’s on your mind as Friday gets under way. No, not that, you perv. It’s this “weather” we’re having. That thing everyone is either freaking out about or making fun of us for.
This being San Francisco, several citizens have answered the unsolicited call to help us cope with these trying times. Behold, Mat Honan’s Is It Snowing in San Francisco, from which the image above comes.
And the Pepsi to Mat’s Coke, Sean C. send us the following dispatch:
I got bored at work Thursday and threw together a silly site that will be completely irrelevant in a few days. I love it.
Too lazy to look out your window to see if the mythical snow has arrived? Check out Is It Snowing in SF Yet.
So now you’re totally in the know about one of the three topics to occupy all conversations for at least the next 24 hours. Enjoy!