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Photo by Crazycrab
What is the complete job description for a Muni operator? This driver went the embroidery route to convey what the job involves. Crazycrab took the picture. Uptown Alamanac did the math.
Check it out for yourself.
Anthony S. found this handmade note of angst (I think?) on a street pole on Stanyan Street.
Is “skull fuck” a new meme or an old meme coming back? “Skull Fuck was the Dead’s chosen name for their 1971 live album, which of course the record company rejected, so it became artistically by default named Skull and Roses,” according to a commenter in an earlier thread. We found two more skull fuck requests this way.
Photo by jenjen512
The Munimalist: A munimalist is a person who gives up his or her car to live in San Francisco.
See also: what happens when you are watching as the NextBus sign lies straight to your face.
Photo by torbakhopper
Or, in @Peter_Hartikka‘s case:
The one time in my life I notice a hot guy on #SFMuni checking me out, and I have a cold sore the size of Nebraska. #fml
— Peter Hartikka (@Peter_Hartikka) June 13, 2012
We hope you’re doing better, Peter!
As evidenced by @tweetsupa:
Say it ain't so… muni has resorted to strangling puppies! @munidiaries #muni pic.twitter.com/B4s7IC65
— Paul Supawanich (@tweetsupa) June 21, 2012
Such brutality!
I hate to be the one to say this isn’t a real transit ad, but this isn’t a real transit ad. It should be, yes, but it’s not.
Patricia called our attention to these brutally honest parody ads via Happy Place. The ads explain how you can easily not be an asshole on Down Undah’s Queensland Rail. They’re meant to mock the exceedingly polite — and accidentally passive-aggressive, right? — Queensland Rail etiquette tips. Have a look at what Happy Place describes as, “…five examples that much more closely resemble our subway experiences, plus or minus a few breast-gropers and/or gibberish-spouting homeless women.”
My favorite Bay Area transit etiquette rules: “Don’t give your giant Styrofoam its own seat on crowded trains,” “BART isn’t your living room, mister,” and “It’s impolite to take up extra bus seats and flip people off.”
What are yours?