AC Transit diary: Nice place to park a bus

AC Transit's new 3 Position Bus Bike Rack -3
Photo by AC Transit

Here’s an AC Transit story from Amanda, the human behind the nascent @actdiaries. Follow AC Transit Diaries, the latest in the Diaries clan (which includes @caltraindiaries and @bartdiaries).

A few months back during my transbay commute I changed things up and sat near the front of the bus instead of the center aisle, my usual. When we stopped at the Grand Lake Theater a helmeted bicyclist attached his bike to the front of the bus and sat down casually near the driver. The bus pulled away from curb and onto the 580 onramp without a hitch.

From where I was sitting I watched the bus driver hover above her seat with her foot on the gas inspecting the bike rack. While a near standing bus driver was odd, I rationalized that it must get really uncomfortable to be sitting all the time.

The bus continued to accelerate and we merged to the furthest left lane, which was still totally normal for our route.

After a few minutes pass the driver begins shouting back at the bicyclist “Sir! Sir!” “If this is your bike please come up here!”

I looked at the bike guy who now was wearing headphones and motioned that the bus driver was yelling at him.

The rider pulled out an ear bud and made a “Who me?” shrug and and sheepishly walked next to the driver.

“You didn’t attach your bike correctly!” She yells frantically. “See, its not on right!” she shakes her finger at the bike rack.

As the bicyclist starts to mutter a response, the driver checks the side mirrors and brings the bus to a screeching halt on the freeway.

Everyone on the bus, people who are usually quite chatty, go silent.

I look around and notice that we are parked in the fast lane; our driver didn’t even bother to pull over onto the shoulder.

She unbuckles her seatbelt and stands confrontationally next to the bike rider.

“You need to learn to put your bike on right, I can’t go on the bridge like this!”

She reaches over and presses the button that opens the door to the bus.

Oncoming traffic is whizzing by. She points out the door demanding the bike guy exit the bus and retrieve his two-wheeled ride.

At this point everyone on the bus starts shouting, defending the bike guy. “Don’t do it!” “No way!” “Are you serious?”

The rider backs up and sits back down, his own personal protest.

The bus driver sneers as us and leans out the open door, checks for oncoming cars, and shimmies spy style around the nose of the bus.

Everyone starts really FREAKING OUT.

People are now crowding the front of the bus to witness what may be this bus driver’s impending death.

I watch her wiggle the bike on the rack and then heave the bike frame over her shoulder. She barrels back into the bus carrying the bike and shoves it in the sitting rider’s direction. He catches it.

“Guess the rack was broken” she mumbles, turning the ignition.

Weekend Photos: The People on the Bus

People Reading Books In Public Places
Photo by tweetsweet

So the big Muni news this week is that Muni is even less on time than you thought. In other shocking news, people who love wearing neon faux fur hot shorts are out camping in a desert somewhere.

So this weekend, I encourage you to go to restaurants where you previously couldn’t get a reservation and bars that would have been three-deep a week ago. Because after Monday, we’re back to business as usual again.

Enjoy these photos and your weekend! We have a very exciting event announcement for you next week, so stay tuned!

take the long way home
Photo by mikedthorn

Trainstalking
Photo by davitydave

Muni
Photo by Noodles and Beef

Riding on the Muni
Photo by Susan Sharpless Smith

White Whines on Muni

7 Minutes
Photo by Jamison Wieser

We enjoy a good White Whine here on Muni Diaries. We’re as guilty as anyone else: “Why is the internet out?!” “What is wrong with my Muni app!?” “This cheese is too cold!” We posted an analog White Whine on the 5-Fulton and giggled for days. I even made it on the White Whine site a few years ago — enter pride here — for complaining about my RSS feed vis-a-vis a European vacation.

We’re fortunate to be able to whine about tech toys and subpar service in restaurants. Because we relish any chance to poke fun at our privileged selves, we compiled our favorite Muni-related first-world problems as they’ve filtered into @munidiaries on Twitter. Here’s a few of our faves.

You’re on notice, Apple, Inc:

Thanks Muni. Going to miss my Apple genius bar appt now.

Struggling so hard to make it back to Pac Heights from SOMA on Muni. iPhone you’re failing me… And you NEVER FAIL ME.

You’ll get used to it. Sort of:

ugh why is my class tomorrow at 8:30 in FISHERMAN’S WHARF THAT IS SO FAR AWAY I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THE MUNI

Probably my favorite. Well done:

Could really have used wifi on the muni this morning. Yes, I’m ready for the last refuge from email to be surrendered. #brainimplantsnow

Here’s to the be-MacBooked, and the be-smartphoned. May all our whines always be, er, white.

Photo Diary: Muni Rebels

These Muni metro rebels were captured on Instagram by Kiki Spaulding (loverlykiki). We’ve seen this stunt done in the day time too, in this cyclist’s fare evasion, McGuyver style.

Looks dangerous…and maybe I shouldn’t be saying this, but kind of fun.*

Have you snapped cool shots of Muni with Instagram? Make sure you tag it Muni so I can find it. Or email it to us! Our inbox is always hungry.

*Just day dreaming! Kids and adults, don’t take any encouragements about anything from me!

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