Bus Passenger Believes She Lives In World Where Curried Shrimp Is Odorless


Photo by Flickr user Thomas Hawk

While trolling America’s most trusted news source, The Onion, this headline leaped straight into my retinas (and my nose, and my grossly accurate smell memory):

Bus Passenger Believes She Lives In World Where Curried Shrimp Is Odorless

It’s not just curried shrimp for us Muni riders, of course. It’s fried chicken with a tinge of formaldehyde on the 71. It’s your neighbor’s unbecoming new scent, “hot yoga studio but filled w hippies+Mexi food+used diapers,” on the 1. Just as easily, Muni smells like hot-dog juice, fertilizer, week-old pants, or pancakes (AKA the worst breakfast ever).

“Muni totally smells like” is one of our favorite Twitter themes, and it can often make one hell of a story. Send that stuff our way @munidiaries on Twitter or to good ol’ email at muni.diaries.sf@gmail.com

Video: Live Rickroll on Muni

Not sure how we could have missed this on Halloween but check it out: “Two guys. One girl. One dream. To real-life rickroll an entire city on Halloween.”

Are we all familiar with the idea of rickroll? Here it goes:

“When Jason put the boombox above his head, it played 5 seconds of Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” (per Say Anything) and then suddenly jumped to “Never Gonna Give You Up.” My costume was modified to be tear-away, and I was Rick Astley underneath. Boom. Real life rickroll.”

These guys did it all over town, and of course the N and L got rickrolled properly! Check out the video. Props to @SaraMurphy for sending this video our way … and in effect, rickrolling us, too!

Weekend Photos: Through the Muni Wormhole

tunnel
Photo by Jef Poskanzer

What were you doing at 11:11 a.m. today? Yeah, I was just staring at the clock on my laptop too. Missed opportunities.

Don’t forget, the benefit show for Jesse Morris is tonight. Friday, Nov. 11, 9 p.m. at the Uptown in Oakland. 1928 Telegraph Avenue Oakland. (BART: 19th Street Station).

Enjoy these photos and your weekend!

N-Judah Hits Warp Speed
Photo by Ocu-Master

HYDE
Photo by Jason Rodman

the butterfly's wing
Photo by torbakhopper

Exit
Photo by mossieu eric

Photo Diary: Power Puff Muni (or something)


Photo by @tashigi

Flickr/Twitpic-diving has its rewards, and then there is this inexplicable photo that we found via @tashigi, who made over Muni with some serious psychedelic cutesy clip art. Out of the three Muni Diaries editors, I have been nominated to write about this photo because I am from the land of Hello Kitty-theme maternity wards. You think I kid.

Now, I know well enough that these are not the Power Puff Girls, right? I don’t know who these little chicks are, but they look like they’re up to no good. I mean, look at those Mardi Gras beads.

This is the last time I am going to write about something cutesy. I have my reputation to protect. It’s not like I own Hello Kitty chopsticks or anything…

 

Busk for Jesse Morris + Benefit Show This Friday

The outpouring of photos and letters — including one from Jesse’s aunt — hasn’t stopped since we posted about the passing of the beloved “Punk Rock Johnny Cash.” In our original post, you can read many of the letters from his friends or just passerbys whose days were brightened simply by hearing Jesse Morris at the BART station. Jesse Morris and The Man Cougars were due to play at the Uptown in Oakland tomorrow night, and the bands in the lineup have decided to make the show into a benefit show for Jesse’s family.

Sluggo from The Grannies, who were scheduled to play with Jesse on Friday, sent us the poster above with this note:

The poster features a shot I took of him earlier this year. Before the show, i asked Jesse if i could photograph his set. He looked directly at me and somberly said, “I don’t like my picture taken.” There was an awkward silence, then he added, “Jus’ kiddin’ ” and winked.

The Grannies and The Undead Boys will be donating 100 percent of their door proceeds to Jesse’s family to help with expenses.

The show is this Friday, Nov. 11, at 9 p.m. at the Uptown: 1928 Telegraph Avenue Oakland. (BART: 19th Street Station).

This Sunday night, Radio Valencia will be doing a tribute show for Jesse. You can listen, call in, and join the Radio Valencia crew from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. The studio line is (415) 875-9051. You can listen to Radio Valencia at RadioValencia.fm.

We also received a letter from Jesse’s aunt, Jeannie.

Dear Friends:

It is so poignant, reading all of your viewer’s comments. I am Jesse’s Aunt Jeannie. Jesse and his girlfriend came up to Ashland to visit this past summer. I could feel his sadness. But that’s not what I want to share.

Jesse Morris was glorious, absolutely glorious. He always has been. You’d look at Jesse and be intimidated. Two minutes was all it would take to fall head-over-heels in love with him. You’d find yourself with an excited anxiety, anticipating his return.

Jesse always made us laugh. I have a Jesse (girl) who is married to a Jesse (boy). One summer, all of them were hanging out at my house (his brother, Jameson too) playing pool, laughing it up…chillin’. I’d say, “Hey Jess!” and three people would turn around. We loved that.

Jesse’s talent was phenomenal. Everyone knows it. His imitation of Cash was obvious, it was his own songwriting skills that blew you out of the water. They were always from his heart, always.

Melancholy would be the best way I can describe Jesse’s other side. He’d show it sometimes in anger; he’d rant, but there was this tender melancholy about him that made you cringe in your desperation to make it ok.

I can say that Jesse’s passing has destroyed us. His brother, his mom, grandma, uncle, my daughter and son, Richie, and me. I’m not ready to let go of him. I’m not ready to let go of his charm, his humor, his tenderness…his glorious self. I can’t say -he’ll be missed. “Missed,” Jesse would say – That’s fucking lame. Empty, empty, empty. Empty and flat and far less magnificent is the world now.

Y’all grab your guitars, drums, basses, cymbals…pots and pans. Go down to the Bart station and do you best impression of my nephew. Record it so that everyone can see what asses you all are – and how much you loved him. He woulda loved that!

Thank you for appreciating glory.
Jeannie Azzopardi

If you are a musician and would like to busk in Jesse’s honor, please send us a video so we can share it here on Muni Diaries. And be sure to share the information about the benefit show and radio tribute.

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