John Waters Rides the 47, Wants to Be Muni Spokesman


Image: No Bunny Luvs You

100 Muni StoriesFrom No Bunny Luvs You’s Tumblr, via Uptown Almanac, here’s John Waters on Muni. Because he is John Waters, he’s being cool as a cucumber, badass, and probably very polite. Why isn’t he ever on my 47? I bet he always pays his fare share.

The Baltimore-based filmmaker has a well-documented love of Muni. In fact, he made our day recently when he wandered into our inbox:

Tell them thanks…I am waiting for Muni to hire me as their spokesperson!!

What say, SFMTA? I think you should take him up on it.

This post and other have been selected to be part of our 100 Days, 100 Muni Stories feature that celebrates Muni’s centennial this year. The best four of these 100 posts will end up on ads on all Muni buses later this year, so send us your story today!

The Accordion Files — Cool Things in Muni’s Squishy Part

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Photo by Frank Deanrdo

Yesterday, I posted about this guy’s Christmas Chuck Taylors. I said that some of the most interesting stuff happens in the accordion: those four seats in the squishy middle of articulated buses. Then, @SF_CableCar offered this suggestion:

Fun! Maybe you should start a section dedicated to unusual happenings in the accordion part of the bus & call it ‘The Accordion Files.’

Cable cars have the best ideas. Ask and ye shall receive.

Forget the back of the bus; sit in the gooey center and tell us what’s happening in it. You, too, might find great shoes or, as Jeff did a few years ago, a guy who rubs his snot on the handrail. Ew!

This idea couldn’t have come at a better time. On the 38 recently, I sat in the accordion and wondered what would happen if I and the three others had to make like Sandra Bullock and save the bus or even the world. Indeed, what if I, the lady praying her rosary, the girl with 80 shopping bags in the aisle, and the impeccably dressed older gentleman were humanity’s only hope? The accordion does wacky things to a lone rider with a dead phone.

Though we may never see that level of excitement, we still want to hear about it. Email us, tweet us @munidiaries, or chat us up on the Muni Diaries Facebook Page.

3, 2, 1…Happy New Year!


Photo by Maxence Derreumaux

Now that we’re all back in work mode (or slowly but surely finding our way back into it), happy 2012! Max sent us this cool photo, snapped at 12 a.m. on 1/1/12.

This is Muni’s centennial year, making me wonder if it gets self-conscious about big birthdays. What should Muni knock off its bucket list before the big 100 in December?

Traveling Wilburys Travel on Muni?

Here’s what happened Friday: @katrinaheller saw this three-piece on Muni, snapped a photo, uploaded it to Twitter, and @’d @munidiaries. I saw it, thought it was rad, and posted here. And now I’m asking for your help: Who has audio of these strapping young gents, or knows what their band is called?.

Oh, and happy New Year!

For all you Millennials, the headline references a band from the 1980s. Ask your mom or dad.

Rickroll, Tattoos, and Love Stories: Count Down 2011 in Muni Tales

2011 rewind [no pants subway ride]: underground movement
Photo by Bhautik Joshi

Life on Muni/BART is never boring: this year’s Muni Diaries entries brought you tattoos, live rickroll, and so much more unexpected stuff that you just can’t make up. Here is our tribute to 2011 — 12 great Muni stories that made the year.

  1. Real Live Rick Roll on Muni. Genius.
  2. Girl With the Muni Tattoo. This story is probably better than the movie.
  3. “I ran into my dad and he was driving Muni!” True story.
  4. Muni Drinking Game. More dangerous than riding the bus.
  5. Wil’s Muni love story warms the coldest of hearts. I’m waiting for the wedding invitation any day now.
  6. RIP Jesse Morris. A incredible talent that touched many lives.
  7. J-Church Got Meat. You never know what you’re gonna find, do you?
  8. Old School Dance Moves on Muni.  These kids can move.
  9. Muni monsters. Watch out!
  10. Cops, Muni, Occupy SF. The comedy writes itself.
  11. Big Buck Hunter on Muni. Mobile version needs some work.
  12. Best Muni themed wedding ever? Even the chocolate is shaped like the bus!
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