Who You Callin’ A Hot Mess?

Lil Miss Hot Mess takes the 27.

Photographer Julie Michelle’s feature on I Live Here: SF yesterday starred Lil Miss Hot Mess, who is seen here waiting for the 27. Lil Miss Hot Mess takes us on a night out on the town in San Francisco, with a few of her good friends.

At the club, my friend B. who was visiting from New York (mainly to see the Spice Girls reunion tour with me) went home with this guy. You kind of have to know B., but it was basically the most precious thing ever — if there were a gay Precious Moments statuette, it would look like them holding each other on the side of the bar.

I will never look at Precious Moments figurines the same way ever again.

Read about the rest of the evening with Lil Miss Hot Mess on I Live Here:SF.

Barack Obama Decoy on the 38-Geary

My wife accuses me of seeing likenesses where they don’t exist. Which has led me to question my own (uncanny) ability to see likenesses all over the place. I call them “bizarro,” which gets me off the hook as I can point to vague similarities instead.

But @thedrun‘s photo up there is 100 percent, spot-on, so incredibly like what we all think it is, you have to wonder …

Obama on the 38?! Or Fred Armisen? Hmm

Yes, @thedrun, you are right.

Muni driver of the year?

Muni drivers are all too easy a target. And like every group of human beings, some of them probably do suck. I know I’ve encountered my fair share.

But @avolberding just posted a photo of the flipside of Muni driverdom:

Muni driver of the year? Bus driver helping old lady onto bus. #5574.

Happy Easter Friday, or whatever it is, y’all.

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