Ready to Meet the Lord

Forget The Dirty Laundry & The Dishes In The Sink
Photo by Troy Holden

I’m on the 47 on my way to work and had been listening to the mutterings of the man across the aisle from me. He was carrying a garbage bag of his belongings and a paper bag with unspecified booze; and he was getting louder and louder.

“Lord Jesus, I’m ready to die,” he said. “I have no job, I have no money,” (the girl next to him gets up to stand somewhere away from him), “I have my momma’s debt, my daddy’s debt, and I’m ready to die because I don’t want to be nobody’s bother.” Everyone looks away awkwardly, including me. The man starts laughing about something else. Then I realize that we weren’t moving.

I looked up and a cleanly dressed younger guy in the front of the bus was talking to the driver, pointing at the drunkard. “He’s drinking alcohol…openly…” I overhear him telling the drivers.

Really?

The drunk wasn’t really bothering anybody except for our guilty conscience, and he didn’t even smell. How are you trying to kick the drunk guy off the bus after he said he’s ready to meet his death because he has nothing? And isn’t a drunk man muttering to himself a regular sight on Muni? The driver got up and glanced at the drunkard, who said, “Don’t mind me, I’m just waking up.” The driver sat back down and started driving again.

Because of the “good Samaritan,” I missed the connecting train I was trying to catch, which is just one of my many first-world problems. I guess it’s just another Monday.

Bay to Breakers, Muni Edition: Denim Kings

@Grahamcrackersf sent us a few more Bay to Breakers photos, including this gem above. Part of me wants to imagine that these aren’t costumes. The ol’ Canadian tuxedo, eh?

The next two here are also @Grahamcrackersf‘s.

And with that, we draw Bay to Breakers 2011 to a close.

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Photo by @nicolecwong

Yesterday I took the 5-Fulton with three princesses, two unicorns, a couple of people obsessed with neon tights, and a man who has run Bay to Breakers for 25 years. Yup, it was my first time running the race despite having lived here for more than 15 years. And now I feel like I’ve been awarded an official San Francisco residency badge!

What else happened when thousands of costumed (or completely naked) runners take over the city and public transit? Take a look. And once you’re sobered and rested, send us your photos of where Muni and Bay to Breakers intersected.


Photo by James Welcher


Photo by Lorcan Keating

Muni buses lined up along Fulton st.
Photo by Anthony Brown

What’s Johnny Depp Doing on Muni?

Found on the 27: Jack Sparrow
Photo by Brian

On Friday we posted a photo by Brian of Johnny Depp I mean Jack Sparrow on the 27. Who is this man? We asked Brian and here’s what he had to say:

This is a cellphone picture I took on Wednesday of my new friend, Sebastian Michellod, who stayed with me this week via couchsurfing.org. He is originally from Switzerland, but has been living in Central and South America for the past four years, traveling, making videos and documentaries. More recently, he has been dressing as Jack Sparrow, working his way north to try and meet Johnny Depp (who has been “impersonating him”). He just left for LA to catch the Los Angeles premiere of Pirates 4, and will also be in Las Vegas for another event. He is an amazingly kind and talented person, and I recommend that anyone meet him if provided the opportunity.

According to Sebastian’s Facebook page, his goal is to meet Johnny Depp in Los Angeles. I approve of that goal, Sebastian.

And if you’re at Bay to Breakers, be sure to send us stories and photos of any interesting characters — Jack Sparrow included — that you see on and around the bus today.

Weekend Photos: All By Myself

All The World Is A Stage
Photo by Troy Holden

Here are your weekend photos, fresh off the Flickr press. Don’t forget to send us your Bay to Breakers photos — drop it in our Flickr pool, email us, post it on our Facebook, however you want to show off the pics.

I’m still undecided on my own B2B costume: who’s with me in wearing brown and orange sequin running shorts?

Enjoy the photos and have a great weekend!

Oh, and check out which celebrity also rides Muni! We’ll have details on this most interesting Muni rider for you tomorrow.

Found on the 27: Jack Sparrow
photo by Brian, via Bernalwood

Tenderloin tales: one way hyde
Photo by Bhautik Joshi

West Portal
Photo by Jack Bool

Tracks03
Photo by Pete Rosos

Making an Appearance on Muni Today …


Photo by @CantaloupeBeard

In San Francisco, there’s no such thing as, “I’ve seen it all.” Alas, the “thing” in the photo above, between the two blue arrows.

With 94 percent certainty, I say it’s a reaper (originally, I said, “scimitar,” perhaps because I just really like that word). Eugenia told me, “i squinted and have no idea what I’m looking at…jock strap?” We could easily both be wrong.

Seeing people carrying strange things on Muni is oddly reassuring, init?

Hipster’s Pandora’s Box


Photo by @vincent_chavez

Whoa, watch out, @vincent_chavez was sitting on the bus minding his own business and the girl next to him busts out this sinister-looking box. What is that plume of fuchsia smoke coming out of the top?

She’s probably just applying her makeup, but that box is pretty awesome. I gotta start carrying my stuff in better vessels, like an antique urn or something.

Ah, the things you see on Muni

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