Tara Ramroop has laughed, cried, and commiserated with this amazing community from the start. She's been writing for as long as she can remember and riding Muni for more than a decade.

Muni in the Movies: 40 Days and 40 Nights, 2002


Photo from: Buses on Screen (Nifty link, yeah?)

Last time we posted about Muni in the movies, a lot of you reminded us about other noteworthy Muni movie appearances. Sadly, we all missed a gem: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002), starring Josh Hartnett and Shannyn Sossamon.

In 2009, SF Appeal reviewed the movie and its Lent-time propriety: Hartnett’s character gives up any and all sexual activity for Lent, then meets a cute girl in the laundromat. I watched a little bit of the movie on TV at 1 a.m. Saturday morning, and left it on because it was 1 a.m. Saturday morning. Then, suddenly, Muni!

In scene above, the lead actors sit comfortably in a parked coach in a Muni lot, which is almost as unrealistic as Hartnett’s spic-and-span bachelor pad and his not masturbating for 40 days.

But check out more of 40 Days and 40 Nights, starring Muni:

This may  have been the girlfriend who dumped him. I might have fallen asleep.

Ladies in their undies on Market Street, and a cable car!

Send us more example of Muni in the movies. A film festival might be in order!

Muni Stories From Your Mayoral Candidates

It's A Routine Flight For This Bird Tonight
Photo by Mike Dillon

So, there’s a mayoral election coming up in San Francisco on Nov. 8. Do the candidates actually ride Muni? And do they deal with the craziness on Muni just like the rest of us? Today, we save you from the policy-position heaviness and bring you the mayoral candidates as transit riders just like you and me. Check out what they have to say. And read Part 2 here.

Muni Diaries: How often do you ride Muni, and which line(s) do you ride? Do you have a favorite?

Cesar Ascarrunz: I ride Muni a few times a month to get around in the Mission. The lines I most frequently use are the 14-Mission and 49-Van Ness. These are my favorite since I always run into someone I know and who wants to share their concerns about the city to me.

John Avalos: I ride my bike more often than I ride Muni, but I generally take Muni about five times a week. My favorite line has got to be the J-Church, because I love the view coming through Noe Valley into Dolores Park.

Terry Baum: I usually take at least one round trip on Muni every day. A really hectic day can be three! I live at Douglass and 21st St., so I ride the 48 going up or down to 24th St., the 24 going up and down Castro and Divis, and the Muni Metro from the Castro Station — or the F, if it’s there waiting. I’ll take the 35-Eureka up the hill from Castro and Market — if it’s there waiting around the corner. If I can’t see it, I won’t wait for it. Once, I didn’t see it, but the LED info at the bus stop said it was coming. 7 minutes…5 minutes….3 minutes….it’s arriving… the suspense was thrilling… then the sign said that the 35 was there! But it wasn’t! Then the sign went back to saying it would be there in 27 minutes. I walked up the hill.

I’m quite fond of the J-Church, because it goes through people’s backyards and above Dolores Park with that beautiful view of the city and the Bay. Actually, from the top of Dolores Park, that horrible giant One Rincon Hill tower lines up with the towers of the Bay Bridge and looks pretty good! (That’s the only point from which it looks good.) I do greatly enjoy the F, if the traffic isn’t too bad.

I live in a neighborhood of steep hills. I’m 64 and can still easily walk up and down them. But I’ve often thought that when it got too difficult to walk, I would have to move to a flatter part of San Francisco. The 35, 48, and 24 are just not that frequent and reliable for me to plan my life around. The 35 is scheduled only every 1/2 hour! If the buses around me really came every 10 minutes, I could stay where I am.

David Chiu: I usually ride Muni several times a week. When I don’t ride my bike (particularly when it rains), I often take the 47 or the 49 to get to City Hall, and the 1-California to get across my supervisorial district. However, my favorite trips in my district involve riding the cable cars up and down San Francisco’s famous hills.

Bevan Dufty: Six streetcar lines and the F-Line stop within 2-3 blocks of my Lower Haight flat, so I love the trains. I catch the bus and ride the 22, 24, and 5 most frequently. I have never ridden the 14 without a crazy experience. Call me crazy.

Tony Hall: I ride the M,L, and K/T lines 3-4 times a week between my home near Forest Hill station and downtown.

Dennis Herrera: I ride the T often. I have always been a fan of our light rail here in the city. I believe it is a clean, quick, and reliable way to get around. Even when other parts of Muni, like the buses, have had their problems, the light rail has been a consistently easy and pleasant way to get around.

Phil Ting: I’m a recovering N-Judah commuter. Before I had children, I took the N-Judah every day from the Sunset to Downtown. Now, I’m a personal Muni driver for my children — 70 percent of the time, I’m on time. I ride Muni 2-3 times a week to go to meetings and events primarily in and around downtown.

David Villa-Lobos: Maybe a couple of times per month, and usually it’s the number 19 Polk line.

Leland Yee: Though I rode Muni frequently as a kid, I now don’t get the opportunity as frequently given my commute back and forth to the Capitol in Sacramento. But when I do ride Muni, I take the N-Judah in from the Sunset — just as the rest of my family does. In fact, my son doesn’t drive and takes the N-Judah every day. I also applaud my campaign and state staff for their reliance on public transit — not one staffer on my campaign or in my San Francisco district office uses their car to get to work.

Muni Diaries: What’s the most memorable thing that’s happened to you on Muni?

Cesar Ascarrunz: I have ridden Muni many times. I have had very great experiences. Many people have come up to me and thanked me for the work I am doing. I have had seniors and homeless people thank me for my events that they have directly benefited from. This makes me feel that I need to continue to help San Francisco because it is needed so much. I always get the best and happiest bus drivers as well. My memories of Muni have been positive.

John Avalos: I rode Muni to my wedding. My wife and I were getting married at the California Club on Clay Street, and we got ready together at the Cathedral Hill Hotel. We stepped up into the bus and everyone clapped. (See all the other happy couples we captured on Muni Diaries)

Terry Baum: Once, I ran into a friend who I’d been estranged from for a long time. The seat next to me was the only vacant seat, and she sat down in it. I’m sure she would have sat somewhere else, if it had been available. It was very awkward at first, but the ride was long enough for us to loosen up a little and exchange phone numbers. That was the beginning of our reconciliation. That’s the wonderful thing about public transit. You’re thrown together with the rest of San Francisco. You encounter all kinds of people you’d never meet otherwise. This time, I ran into an important person from my past.

Another favorite special ride was on the F, after an evening of dancing to blues near Fisherman’s Wharf. Riding all around the Embarcadero and up Market, seeing the city at night, never having to change to get from Fisherman’s Wharf to the Castro — that was wonderful. Another favorite unique ride was after the one time I went to the Black and White Ball in Civic Center. It ended at 2 a.m. There was a Muni bus waiting on Market and Van Ness. Of course, the whole bus was filled with revelers from the ball. The party continued all the way home. The combination of going to a ball and riding the bus home seemed so San Francisco!

I must say, as long as I don’t have to wait too long and I can get a seat, I’m very happy to be on the bus or the Metro. The wait is the most important issue. I know that people complain all the time about the buses being slow. But once I’m on, I’m happy. Riding Muni is time-out time. Sometimes I read but generally I’m people-watching — sometimes covertly in the reflection in the window. If it’s Christmas Eve or the Giants have just won the World Series, there’s a feeling of being part of a community celebration that’s so wonderful. I know that scary or disturbing incidents happen on the bus, but I’ve never witnessed anything like that.

David Chiu: During my time as a criminal prosecutor, I rode the 19-Polk most days to work at the Hall of Justice. During one of my trials, the defendant asked the judge if he could have back the ax he had wielded against his victim, so he could protect himself on Muni. It took me some time before I stopped looking over my shoulder while on Muni buses.

Bevan Dufty: I remember riding a crowded 49 Van Ness, a young woman boarded after me at McAllister. We were towards the front, and there was no way to move back. Two guys on separate sides of the bus started beckoning for her attention; one had a boombox and was crooning off-key. Afraid to start a beef, I asked her to switch places so I could engross her in conversation and block the commentary. She had just finished Hastings and was studying for the bar exam. I told her that I was a city supervisor and that I was embarrassed to feel so powerless. As we kept talking, they got bored and she got to her destination. After that, I began an unending hissy fit to have SFPD officers ride buses. Wait till I’m mayor. Even if it’s my security detail, we will be visible.

Tony Hall: In the late 80s, I was on the L train coming home from downtown and the woman sitting beside went into labor in the middle of the ride. The train was stopped and emergency services were promptly called to retrieve the mother-to-be and take her to the hospital.

Dennis Herrera: I was on the 22-Fillmore a few years ago when three buses in a row broke down right in front of me. I couldn’t believe it!

Phil Ting: Last week on N-Judah, a woman standing on train accidentally had her purse brush up against a man sitting down with dark sunglasses. I’m not sure whether he had taken his medication but he started yelling at the woman to stop touching him and to get out of his face.

Thankfully, a young man stepped in and asked the gentleman to calm down and sit down, at which point sunglass man stood up and asked him if he wanted to take it outside at 8 a.m. in the morning. Fearing this situation would escalate, I stepped in and asked sunglass man to sit down and calm down. He ignored me but finally decided he wanted to finish his ride and sit down. Not sure why something about Muni brings out the fight in people.

David Villa-Lobos: I organized senior-disabled San Franciscans in a well publicized effort/hearing to stop the removal of Muni stops/shelters. And the relocation or replacement of already removed shelters.

Leland Yee: Whenever I get on Muni, it triggers a memory from my childhood of riding home on the 30-Stockton every day sitting next to… chickens.

Hey, Senator Yee said it, not us! Was it this chicken on Senator Yee’s bus?

Check back later this week to learn a more about what these candidates for mayor of San Francisco think about Muni.

White Whines on Muni

7 Minutes
Photo by Jamison Wieser

We enjoy a good White Whine here on Muni Diaries. We’re as guilty as anyone else: “Why is the internet out?!” “What is wrong with my Muni app!?” “This cheese is too cold!” We posted an analog White Whine on the 5-Fulton and giggled for days. I even made it on the White Whine site a few years ago — enter pride here — for complaining about my RSS feed vis-a-vis a European vacation.

We’re fortunate to be able to whine about tech toys and subpar service in restaurants. Because we relish any chance to poke fun at our privileged selves, we compiled our favorite Muni-related first-world problems as they’ve filtered into @munidiaries on Twitter. Here’s a few of our faves.

You’re on notice, Apple, Inc:

Thanks Muni. Going to miss my Apple genius bar appt now.

Struggling so hard to make it back to Pac Heights from SOMA on Muni. iPhone you’re failing me… And you NEVER FAIL ME.

You’ll get used to it. Sort of:

ugh why is my class tomorrow at 8:30 in FISHERMAN’S WHARF THAT IS SO FAR AWAY I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THE MUNI

Probably my favorite. Well done:

Could really have used wifi on the muni this morning. Yes, I’m ready for the last refuge from email to be surrendered. #brainimplantsnow

Here’s to the be-MacBooked, and the be-smartphoned. May all our whines always be, er, white.

Let’s Play ‘What’s Grosser?’


Image by Flickr user muilak

Rachael posted an interesting question on the Muni Diaries Facebook Page yesterday:

Maybe I’m weird about germs but to me walking around barefoot is no more/less gross than touching everything on the bus then sitting down to eat a sandwich. Why do people eat on Muni?

Which led me to wonder which was actually grosser. I haven’t decided yet, but I’ve probably spent too much time thinking about it already.

The floor is just plain grody. I’ve let bare legs and bare hands touch seats and rails before even thinking about putting a bag on the floor. I think we can agree that the chicken and formaldehyde combo platter is an appetite-killer for all involved. But Muni riders snack on food that isn’t stuck to the window all the time, and it doesn’t always bother me. That said, we use our bare hands to eat, sometimes before washing our hands when we’re late to dinner and about to eat a limb for sustenance. OK, maybe by we, I mean me.

But, which is worse? Barefoot riding or eating while riding?

Travels with Shady on the 8BX


Photo by Rubin 110

The F-Market/Wharves operators are very quick to remind us all, tourist and local, that packed trains may mean picked pockets. Lest we forget, some tourists take the 8BX-Bayshore “B” Express also, and folks definitely take advantage of them.

There’s this guy stationed at the North Point and Stockton stop. He has maps and acts as a slightly pushy, official tour guide. He’s exceedingly polite — and accurate — when pointing people wherever they want to go. Then, almost like it didn’t happen, you see dollars exchanged for transfers. He’ll quietly explain that they’re good until the time listed — also accurate — and they stare interestedly at this slip of paper. Some are skeptical and some just pay, no questions asked, like they knew he was there with the “discount” tickets. One guy asked tons of questions, which tipped me off to his dealings in the first place.

But one woman who bought a $1 transfer was obviously a local. She knew exactly what she was doing, and I’m surprised I don’t see it more: paying $1 for a still-active transfer instead of $2 honest fare.

And he did it again at the same time the next day.

I don’t know where he gets the transfers. I figured maybe he stole them from a parked bus in the Kirkland Yard, mere steps away from this stop. Maybe he has a buddy who just hands them to him like it ain’t no thang.

It is, though. It’s illegal to sell transfers, so Muni at least kind of agrees: buying and selling transfers only cheats the paying customers. It’s also kind of a shitty thing to do.

Around the World: Transit Props


Images: Tara Ramroop. Vive le Metro!

We’ve seen scores of cool transit-related things from other countries, be it cool stuff or just cool behavior. The platform punching bags in Shanghai. The freakin’ slide at Overvecht Station in Holland. Those dreamlike Croatian funiculars and, per SF visitor Melita, the ability to buy tickets via cell phone. Transit in Taipei, on which people will stand before even thinking about sitting in the reserved seats. My personal favorite is this Victorian Art Nouveau Metro entrance in Montmartre, Paris:

Most recently, we found this from our spotless, polite neighbors to the north: transit-rider etiquette in Vancouver. We have to wonder: does this work up there? Because it’s suspiciously akin to our own unspoken rules, broken day in and day out.

What are your international transit favorites? Wouldn’t it be nice to make it on the transit radar for something undeniably cool, like, oh, free puppies at all odd-numbered line stops?

Update (2:34 p.m.): A reader noted on le Facebook Wall that SF cable cars perhaps count toward our international fame, because those are obviously on plenty of people’s transit radars. Indeedily they are, and we love the Victorian relics of old San Francisco. For this post, I suppose we’re looking for something more today, such as, OH, puppies at every stop or ticket-purchasing via cell phone. (I’m selling it too hard now, right? Now we will never get puppies.)

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