BART engages LA Metro in Twitter haiku battle
Oh shit, pop the popcorn, you guys! Here it all is, in the order in which it transpired.
We challenge @metrolosangeles to a transit poetry slam. Haikus only.
Your move, LA.
— SFBART (@SFBART) June 24, 2016
Believe it or not
There's a subway in LA
(Transit, not sandwich)@metrolosangeles— SFBART (@SFBART) June 24, 2016
Remember the days
When the federal gas tax
Kept pace with pop. growth?@metrolosangeles— SFBART (@SFBART) June 24, 2016
Accept our challenge
Your silence is deafening
NorCal is best Cal@metrolosangeles— SFBART (@SFBART) June 24, 2016
Metro palms kiss sun
Tracks to sand, mountain, stars
BART has hammer pants #transithaiku @SFBART— Metro (@metrolosangeles) June 24, 2016
Seventy-three wins
This was your reality
Yet no ring to show@SFBART #wewentthere— Metro (@metrolosangeles) June 24, 2016
Pied Piper Hooli
Tech bros in Dolores Park
We just chill and ride@SFBART— Metro (@metrolosangeles) June 24, 2016
Metro palms kiss sun
Tracks to sand, mountain, stars
BART has hammer pants #transithaiku @SFBART— Metro (@metrolosangeles) June 24, 2016
SNAP!
BART runs trains on time
Better than a traffic jam
(It's five, seven, five)— SFBART (@SFBART) June 24, 2016
Seventy-three wins
This was your reality
Yet no ring to show@SFBART #wewentthere— Metro (@metrolosangeles) June 24, 2016
#weaksauce