A month of Muni, in visual form

A month of Muni

Ever wonder how the gods see Muni? Us, too. Eric Fischer has gone and outdone himself with the above image. According to Mr. Fischer:

“Average speed at each location according to NextBus, April 13 – May 21, 2010. Black is stopped (less than 3 mph). Red is slow (3-5 mph). Blue is normal operating speed (5-9 mph). Yellow is fast service (9-19 mph). Green is rapid movement (faster than 19 mph).”

Who knew Muni data could be so purty? I’m going to think of this next time I’m stuck on a metro car in a tunnel.

Oh, but our boy Eric isn’t done just yet:

A month of Muni

“Average speed at each location according to NextBus, April 13 – May 21, 2010. Each level of gray represents a speed increment of 0.1 mph, up to a threshold of 24 mph.”

24 mph, eh? I’d like, just once, to be on that bus.

My Muni Sanctuary

Thrive
Photo by chainsmokingbluemonkey

Sean at Noisebeard is newish to San Francisco and not at all fazed by the schizophrenic relationship we riders have with the beast we call Muni. Instead, Sean has chosen to embrace the crazy.

Most people I know who also have to ride the bus around often complain about it. It’s crowded, slow, and pretty unreliable sometimes, especially on weekends. I don’t need to defend any of those claims because they’re 100% true. But I think what people overlook is the social complexity that Muni offers.

People of all sorts ride the bus for whatever reason. At any time of the day, the buses are pretty crowded. Living in a city with around 900,000 people in the “proper” area, there’s never a dull moment.

I love riding the bus. I like the weird people that join me in the ride. I see something new every day. I see the same drivers on my routes looking totally complacent and care-free. I see the old Asian men and women carting home their bundles of Chinatown goodies. I see the mid 20s hipster chicks with their denim-painted tights and iPod/iPhone headphones dangling around their scarf. I see the Tenderloin crack heads holding onto mortality and falling at every lurch in the bus’s path. I see it all. Every social paradigm someone could conjure up ends up on Muni eventually. It’s the ultimate people watching venue.

Continue reading Sean’s post at Noisebeard to find out how this newcomer avoids Muni frustration.

Sausage, anyone?

Sign.
Photo by checkerboard_secrets

A couple of Saturdays ago, I happily boarded BART at 24th and Mission to head downtown for some serious shopping. I was flying solo, the sun was shining, Anthropologie was calling my name…I was happy.

I stepped onto BART, surveyed the seat situation, and chose a row right in front of the door between the cars. I moved to the inside seat, trying to be a considerate BART rider.

At 16th and Mission a shabbily dressed man boarded the car and plopped down right next to me with force, taking up more than his allotted seat. I edged closer to the wall. He rummaged through his bevy of plastic bags until he found what he was searching for: an ancient-looking, jumbo-size can of Vienna Sausages. With a pop that lid was off, and sausage juice began to fly–some towards me even! I moved as far away as I could from this man as he went to town on his snack. He methodically whipped out each sausage, one-by-one, shaking the excess juice around the car and licking his fingers.

I really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. I’ve smelled worse and seen worse…but this was the first (and hopefully only) time that cold Vienna Sausage juice had been flung in my direction.

This dude was almost done with his snack when we pulled into Powell and I politely said “Excuse me” so I could get past him. He was visibly irritated to have his dinner interrupted in such a way. I was visibly irritated to have been showered with drops of processed meat juice.

Back out in the sunshine, I shook it off (no pun intended) and proceeded to enjoy my shopping trip. No point in crying over spilled sausage juice, right?

Weekend Photos: Many Munis


Photo by Andrew Van Wart

And just like that, May 2010 winds down. Here’s a recap of the week’s more pertinent Muni news:
– Tentative Labor Agreement May Reverse Muni Service Cuts (Streetsblog SF)
– An Urgent Appeal: Streetsblog San Francsico Needs Your Support
– Even the Homeless Hate Muni (SFist)
– Woman gets arm stuck in Muni door (MD); SF Appeal asked MTA how in the world this could’ve happened; MTA eventually answers
– Market Street Railway Blog introduces the Mayor of the F Line Streetcars

SFMTA traffic alerts for the weekend include:

– Critical MessMass, pretty much all over the damn place thxalot
– Carnaval closes streets beginning tonight at 10 p.m. and lasting through Monday at 2 a.m., affecting the 12-Folsom, 48-Quintara, 33-Stanyan, 14-Mission, 49-Van Ness, 27-Bryant, and 67-Bernal Heights

And don’t forget about these upcoming “Clipper” (TransLink) card giveaways.

Enjoy the photos, and have a wonderful holiday weekend.

38 muni tagging
Photo by Flickr user digiyesica

SFMTA / MUNI T-Sunnyvale @ Forest Hill Station Inbound - San Francisco
Photo by Flickr user adamjackson1984

nighttime Boat Ride
Photo by Flickr user carwashguy_99

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