What to do when you encounter the Muni Seat Hog

We’ve all been there. On a crowded train or bus, some jerkoff has his bag on a seat next to him. Sometimes, even giant Styrofoam gets a seat before you do.

We RT’d @amanda___c this morning, and got quite a number of suggestions for how to handle such an egregious breach of public-transit etiquette:

Uh, pick up his bag and throw it on him, then sit down. if he complains, tell him to F— off. 🙂 — @michaeldowling
I usually just start sitting on the seat anyway. The introduction of a stranger’s ass is good motivation. It works. — @McClure_SF
I’ve been known to pick up a bag, plunk it in their lap, and sit. Seats are for people, not bags! — @cripsahoy
I stand in front of them and pass gas… — @murphstahoe

What about you? How do you handle this particular type of Grade-A douchefeather?

Muni News: Muni budget, Muni fixes, a Muni audit

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  • Sunday parking meter enforcement among proposals to trim Muni budget deficit (SF Examiner)
  • Linton Johnson, BART Spokesman, Reassigned to New Job (SF Weekly) || (BART.gov)
  • Muni chief optimistic despite projected budget shortfall (SF Public Press)
  • “Smart” card for SF parking, taxis and maybe Muni in the works (City Insider)
  • Muni seeks to cut down on ‘bunches and gaps’ on transit lines (SF Examiner)
  • SFMTA Audit Spotlights Poor Project Management, Cost Overruns (Streetsblog SF)
  • Muni spending extra $90M due to project delays (SF Examiner)

Unintended consequences on the 27-Bryant

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We heard from Muni rider Amy the other day.

man on the 27 is screaming dont call me that name michael anymore. Over and over again. then he started screaming, i cant attact women. Funny thing is he did attract the attention of a woman. She asked him if he coukd be quiet.

Sorry, M.R.F.K.A.M. (Muni rider formerly known as Michael). Guess it wasn’t your lucky day.

These kinds of important dispatches from the field are the grease that keeps Muni Diaries chuggin’ along. What’s your Muni story? Share it here.

SFMTA nixes $0.25 transfer proposal

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Put those quarters back in your pocket, Muni riders. The SFMTA has scrapped a proposal to begin charging $0.25 for transfers. ABC 7 has the deets:

The agency’s commissioners said on Monday that all revenue options must be explored to help close a projected $34 million deficit. But they took the 25-cent transfer fee off the table, saying that would go against the way Muni is setup.

After our initial post about paid transfers and an overall rate-hike, one commenter pointed out something obvious that no one had touched on up to that point: “aren’t people required to have a transfer as proof of payment, even if they aren’t getting on another bus. In that case, everyOne will have to pay the fee.” Good point. And a moot one now.

Whew!

Read the rest of the ABC 7 story.

Give Muni Chief Ed Reiskin an Earful Tonight

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SF Appeal reports that the new director of transportation, Ed Reiskin, will take your comments and questions about Muni at the Rescue Muni board of directors meeting tonight.

Details:
Where: SF County Fair Building, Ninth Avenue and Lincoln
When: 6 p.m.
How to get there: N, 6, 43, 44, 71

This is your chance to Muni’s new head coach whatever it is that’s pissing you off. Go!

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