Muni is happy to see you, like, all the time

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I’ve always wondered. Now Muni rider Lardy Revenger has cracked the case.

“After years of staring at this stupid Muni map, I finally figured out what it looks like–a dick. It’s so obvious, I’m ashamed of not seeing it. But now that I have, that’s all I’ll ever see.”

I honestly hope you are able to unsee.

Does this somehow explain all the evening outbound delays on the N-Judah?

Via Twitter.

Your Weekend Transit Advisory: Chinese New Year Flower Fair, Walk for Life

Chinese New Year Flower Fair
On Saturday and Sunday the Chinese New Year Flower Fair will be held in Chinatown from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m., Saturday and from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Sunday. For more event details, please visit www.sanfranciscochinatown.com.

The following street closures will be required from 11 p.m., Friday to 11 p.m., Sunday:

Grant Avenue from Clay Street to Broadway
Pacific Avenue from Columbus Avenue to Stockton Street
Jackson Street from Stockton Street to Kearny Street
Washington Street from Stockton Street to Kearny Street
Intersections: Jackson Street at Grant Avenue, Washington Street at Grant Avenue and Pacific Avenue at Grant Avenue
All alleys within the boundaries of the larger closure will also be closed

The following Muni routes will be affected:
10 Townsend
12 Folsom-Pacific
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Transit News: New Muni trolleys, tech buses, Freedom Train, Muni public hearing

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  • Muni inches closer to new stretch trolleys (SFBay)
  • Despite Protests, SFMTA Board Approves Proposal To Allow Tech Buses To Use Muni Stops For $1 (SF Appeal)
  • ‘Freedom Train’ likely to run again after more than 1,000 riders join Bay Area MLK festivities (Merc)
  • Life on the Underground Failroad (SF Weekly)
  • Transit on Trial: Our Muni Cover Story Spurs a Public Hearing (SF Weekly)
  • BART To Develop Sisterhood With China’s Shanghai Metro (SF Appeal)
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