Riders coin new Muni vocabulary words

Can you define these new vocabulary terms invented on Muni this week? Hot off of the Twitter universe, you’ve made the English language ever more colorful this week.

1. Brospreading: that laptop guy taking up two seats. As in:

yes! RT @goldfine: What do you call it when someone with a laptop takes up too much space on public transit? #Brospreading? #munidiaries

— Muni Diaries (@munidiaries) February 6, 2015

2. Kanywannabe: guy giving you that Kanye gaze. As in:

RT @elphant_: Kanywannabe keeps staring at me on the bus. #munidiaries

— Muni Diaries (@munidiaries) February 2, 2015

3. Schadensomething: peculiar joy that you can only get on Muni. As in:

schadensomething RT @e_gadd: The sick pleasure I get from watching someone run for a bus I'm already on #munidiaries

— Muni Diaries (@munidiaries) February 3, 2015

Oh, and bonus cutie pie dog bear photo by @jcxxxxxx.