Best #hashtags for Muni?

Photo by Steve Rhodes

In September, SFMTA’s Twitter account unveiled the hashtags it would be using to provide real-time updates for followers. Here’s a sample:

#MuniMetro = Muni Metro Subway between Van Ness and Embarcadero stations. We use this designation because delays in this stretch of the subway affect all of the light rail lines: J, K, L, M, N & T.

Historic Streetcar Line:

#fmarket = F Market & Wharves

See the full list of SFMTA hashtags here.

But SFMTA’s hashtags are woefully inadequate to describe the full Muni experience, if you ask us. Therefore, we hereby formally ordain the following:
#closeyourlegsdude
#gummybearorusedcondom
#chickenboneblues
#backdoorstepdown
#lolundergroundcordpuller
#mysteryliquidinseat
#leadfootdriver
#nevergettinghome
#donttouchanything
#needhandsanitizer

Then the simpler ones that are possibly even more effective:
#barf
#yuck
#ugh
#slow

After all, with hashtags, sometimes the shortest, most 140-character-friendly ones speak loudest.

So, what are some of your favorite Muni hashtags?