The Ten Commandments of Muni
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If you were the Muni Lord for a day, what would be your ten commandments of riding Muni? The people on Twitter have spoken, and here are a few rules to live by. Pro tip: be careful who you look in the eye.
1.
#munirules : dont bring your entire collection of camping gear & take up 3 seats during the morning rush hour. Rude!
— Eric Shin (@EricShins) July 15, 2013
2.
https://twitter.com/awwnuh/status/355467311521595395
3.
https://twitter.com/lalalarosiee/status/355393223595798529
4.
@munidiaries Don't bring large ass bags on the damn bus. #Munirules
— Gerald Fitzherbert (@Supasofa) July 11, 2013
5.
@munidiaries @EricShins Don't look the crazy guy in the eye. #MuniRules
— DMK (@movenshake) July 10, 2013
6.
#Munirules 3) Avoid eye contact with the guy wearing the enormous sombrero.
— Bruce Townley (@Steambrew) July 11, 2013
You are the Muni overlord today. So, dear kind leader, what are your Muni rules?
Rules for electric buses:
Rule #1: Step down!
or
Rule #2: Get off the back steps so the doors can close!
Sigh.
Thou shalt take your nylon equivalent of an SUV from off your back and hold it in thy hands.
Behold, thou continues to breathe through thy slack jaw, and to yet stare blankly in a heavenly direction, thou no longer blockeths the aisle. Amen.
Amen, brother.
Verily.
At any door, let me out first before you climb into the bus!
PAY