New BART Seat Variety Soon

Spotted On The Pittsburg/Baypoint Train by rider Chris F:
“New FART Seats Arriving Weekly! Say, are those BART, or FART seats? What’s wrong with the farted-up ones we have, already?”

Oh, the wonders you can do with a sharpie.

More creative sign alterations:

• Muni shelter calling you names.
• Elevator out of service where?
• Helpful revised neighborhood map.
• Important health discovery.