Quick: 3 Things to Bring When You’re Stuck on Muni
@la_dor_a_thee on Twitter just threw this out there:
You’re stuck on Muni: 1book, 1 candy and 1 random item. Go!!!
Ok here’s mine: Bill Buford’s Heat, balsamic salted caramels from Nosh This, and what the heck, my own LazyBoy chair because you know that sometimes you’ve gotta bring your own seat on Muni.
Quick, what’s yours?
1) 100 Years of Solitude (re-readable multiples times if necessary)
2) Snickers, cuz it really satisfies
3) iPhone (is that cheating?)
1. Slaughterhouse Five
2. Gum (something minty and breath freshening in case I’m stranded next to a cutie)
3. Infinite patience for humanity.
Reddit app on your phone. Everybody’s doing eeeeet.
the Tao of Sex, werther’s originals, crowbar.
1:Ham on Rye (cause Bukowski ROCKS!) 2: Snickers bar (cause it satisfies) 3: A smart phone (so you can complain about Muni Via Twitter)
Slapstick by Vonnegut, peach gummies, an umbrella for hitting annoying passengers with, and protection from people and rain.
Transitions by Chaz Bono, peanut butter cups & cell phone.
Ipod ipod ipod… 😀
Heroin Diaries, Butterfinger, pepper spray
Tales Of The City, Sour Gummy Worms, coat to double as pillow for impromptu nap
My copy of Walden, my favorite cockring, and some maple syrup – just never you mind.
You win: and can I be in the same bus as you? 😀